José Mourinho

[goope]

Mourinho: "Hazard is in the top three in the world now, alongside Messi and Ronaldo. And last season he was better than Ronaldo."

Mourinho: "Messi won the treble last year, he reached the Copa America final. He had a fantastic season for him and for his team."

Exactly one decade after his comment about Messi which resulted in this Barca chant he keeps on praising Messi on every occasion since he got thrown out of Real Madrid. The only thing he hates more than Barca - who "humiliated" him by chosing Pep over him as coach - is Real Madrid because they "humiliated" him because they didn't want him anymore.
Sidefact: Deep down he knows that the biggest humiliation was the 5-0, the fact that he won more trophies as translator at Barca than as head coach of the most expensive team in history and the fact that during his time in Spain not only Barca but even Pathetico Madrid won more international trophies than him - 2nd best, even in his club's hometown. Since he isn't man enough to face that, instead of building something new he uses most of his energy in trying to delude his mindless followers and himself that it is everybody elses fault, so:

Since even his Portugese gang (bought Coentrao mainly not because of sporting reasons but to strenghten the level of Portugese players vs the Spanish players) around Crisiano and even the most brainwashed (loyal in Mou terms) bloodhound, his infantry soldier Pepe, left him at the end of his destruction mission in Spain he became so butthurt that he chose the "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" tactic and is now praising a Barca player to weaken the Barca player's direct opponent, the best player of his former team, just because this player didn't bent over until the very end of his rampage in Spain.

He is such a disgusting peace of 5h!t, such a destructive psychopath. I can't even enjoy his praise for Messi. Why?
Because the dumb-ignorant people who allowed him to brainwash them believe he speaks open and honest all the time.
The exact opposite is the case. Nothing he says is honest, everything is part of a manipulation tactic.
This guy is a psychopath. An enemy not only of football but of basic human values. Disgusting.

 

[Chainsaw]

He's an angel man. Only the media demonstrate him as a disgusting piece of shit. All the players love him. I hear from someone close to him in his spare time he runs to the nature dancing around the flowers singing "Hallelujah".

All Hail the big misunderstood psychopath!

 

[barcafan161]

I'm sorry but hazard is no where near the level of Ronaldo or Messi

Hell he isn't better than neymar

 

[goope]

Only the media demonstrate him as a disgusting piece of shit.

Except the English media.
I don't want to be racist but I feel like the English people is very naive.

In Mutiny on the Bounty Marlon Brando said the English people always had a great sense of justice. That is a very interesting line, culturally speaking, to me.
The English really seem to believe they are just. Although their terms of justice to me implicate that if there are two contradicting views, both are half true.

Remember when the English TV commentators said that Barca and Madrid are both at fault for the same part about the uglyness of the Clasicos? The same seems to happen in England. When Mourinho is attacking someone (him always being the first one to start the quarrel out of nowhere) and the attacked person is defending itself, the English media is like "ok, both are fighting, both are responsible for this quarrel". I even suspect they like Mourinho because of his antics. Yes, they sell more papers. But do you know any reliable newspaper outside of England that you have the feeling they are happy about nature catastrophes, IS, or corrupt politicians? To me the England seems to be the people who got brainwashed the most by Mourinho.

Biggest implication for my statement?
Mourinho once said he loves the English League the most since the English media likes him more than anywhere else.

A person (here a psychopath) liking a certain surrounding where he can act most naturally (in this case psychopathic).
Hmm...well, this cultural surrounding must have a tremendous sense of right and wrong if a psychopath openly says he feels like a fish in water there.

 

[antonnn]

His comments about Benitez are hilarious, and some are true. Benitez cleaning up Mou's messes? The only time he directly succeeded Mou was at Inter and we all know what happened there.

 

[Galning]

I'm sorry but hazard is no where near the level of Ronaldo or Messi

Hell he isn't better than neymar

He isn't better than a whole lot of top class players.

 

[Jenks]

I'd say people are naive if they think that Mourinho is a villian, much less a psychopath. He's a character, and people in England love characters. You really think he's unhinged? That it's all a coincidence that these comments surface when he needs a distraction? He's just playing the game, like always. It's harmless fun.

 

[Morten]

He isn't better than a whole lot of top class players.

Define a whole lot, please? Whats your deal with Hazard, anyways.

 

[goope]

I'd say people are naive if they think that Mourinho is a villian, much less a psychopath. He's a character, and people in England love characters. You really think he's unhinged? That it's all a coincidence that these comments surface when he needs a distraction? He's just playing the game, like always. It's harmless fun.

I know about and I really love the British humour. I adore their dry, sarcastic statements.
With my following question I don't want to insult you. Really not. But based on my knowledge about British humour I'd like to ask you:

Is your answer in combination with your profile pic (have never seen it or your username before, not sure if you did it just for this post or if you have this pic all the time) a well researched, dedicated and therefore very convincing parody of English people's view on Mourinho or do you really mean it?

Me being very sarcastic myself I'd like to bow down deep to you and your witty comment if this was intentional.

 

[AnfieldEd]

His comments about Benitez are hilarious, and some are true. Benitez cleaning up Mou's messes? The only time he directly succeeded Mou was at Inter and we all know what happened there.

It's not hilarious its vile. Take your liverpool hatred out of the equation and look at what he said about a fellow person.

Anyway if you read what she said - in context - she was joking around and wasn't being serious.

However its good to know that Mourinho still harbours a grudge against Rafa. It's quite sweet really.

 

[antonnn]

Lol, there was no Liverpool hatred involved in my finding it hilarious. I'm a really blunt person, and I find harsh things funny, I say equally nasty things about some people so as a fellow shithead I find it amusing, it's as simple as that. I don't hate Benitez cause he did a very acceptable job for Chelsea, a lot better than I expected, but lol at Mou.

That said I don't condone being nasty, I know the affect it can have on a human and I don't encourage others to be that way, but I'll still laugh anyway despite knowing it's wrong.

 

[10Rivaldo]

Except he's not even funny, the shit he says is something you'd find in the g**l.com comment section.

 

[khaled_a_d]

His comments about Benitez are hilarious, and some are true. Benitez cleaning up Mou's messes? The only time he directly succeeded Mou was at Inter and we all know what happened there.

The thing ,while Benitez wife was stupid to say what she said ,I think he should haven't replied .this is more on Marca of having an interview with her in 1st place .I mean if Benitez was the one who said it Mou should have replied even more but not the man's wife IMO .

 

[Chainsaw]

When was "shouldn't have replied" ever in Jose Mourinho's vocabulary??

 

[Jenks]

I know about and I really love the British humour. I adore their dry, sarcastic statements.
With my following question I don't want to insult you. Really not. But based on my knowledge about British humour I'd like to ask you:

Is your answer in combination with your profile pic (have never seen it or your username before, not sure if you did it just for this post or if you have this pic all the time) a well researched, dedicated and therefore very convincing parody of English people's view on Mourinho or do you really mean it?

Me being very sarcastic myself I'd like to bow down deep to you and your witty comment if this was intentional.

Is this the bit where you act like your point of view is self-evidently the correct one, without actually being able to articulate why?