Jose Mourinho

[Chainsaw]

11- The opponents are not trying hard enough to break Messi's leggs like they are trying with Cristiano. So we try.

fixed

 

[goope]

Grass is too short.
Or too long like in Levante.

Grass is the ultimate excuse. If Mourinho loses it was either too short or too long.

 

[La LL]

Grass is too short.
Or too long like in Levante.

Grass is the ultimate excuse. If Mourinho loses it was either too short or too long.

But this grass is good

 

[Raed]

That is instant cancer.

 

[La Furia]

More like instant heart disease. The munchies you must get from that thing could only be RIDICULOUS.

 

[La LL]

More like instant heart disease. The munchies you must get from that thing could only be RIDICULOUS.

Based on personal experiences, quantity does not lead to quantity in food. Quantity leads to some pretty shaky mild hallucinations and weird circular thought patterns that will drive your friends crazy as you ponder the meaning of existence.

Perhaps Mou should try some... clear out his mind.

 

[La Furia]

Based on personal experiences, quantity does not lead to quantity in food. Quantity leads to some pretty shaky mild hallucinations and weird circular thought patterns that will drive your friends crazy as you ponder the meaning of existence.

I guess, I mean when I reach a certain level I'm typically freaking out far too much to eat. But then again the only thing that will calm me down at that point is eating, so...

 

[La LL]

I guess, I mean when I reach a certain level I'm typically freaking out far too much to eat. But then again the only thing that will calm me down at that point is eating, so...

Ugh I usually can't eat much when I start freaking out. My mind is just lost in space somewhere and I want to put a pillow sheet on my head.

 

[Yugi]

Mou: “I won’t leave Real Madrid without having defeated Barcelona”

let him win second clasico and league too
so he can fuck off Spain finally

 

[dalitis8]

Mou: "What I know is that out of the last 17 games, we won the 16"


Just

 

[dalitis8]

let him win second clasico and league too
so he can fuck off Spain finally

Naaaah.


Beating Mourinho is just too much fan...

 

[UEFA_Barça_Chris]

Mou: "What I know is that out of the last 17 games, we won the 16"


Just

Is that what mou got? worst trolling ever, fuck SAF can make a better one

 

[xaviniesta]

 

[XavIniesta_6]

Allas is that from Deportes Cuatro? I wanna see that episode and see all the stuff the camera man caught behind the scenes.

 

[Maria]

lol
He was encouraging his fans to ask for Messi's second yellow. Thats the only time when it seemed that they cared about their team..and also when they boed CR3.

Fun fact:apparently the Ultra Sur want to take a banner at Camp Nou with "Mou, tu dedo nos ensena el camino"/"Mou, your finger is shoing us the way"..classy fans, as always. Franco would be proud.