The Segura effect. Only strong and tall players with preferrably a lot of tatoos.
You made money on Munir. That's a success in itself.
What is this, 'name a striker' contest? Don't know what you expect here. 30+ year olds are a shit import policy in general. They don't like to move unless it's a step up in wages. None of the oldies mentioned here would want to take a paycut on their last ever big contract to be a reserve option for Suarez. Sturridge Not sure if he even knows how to say "ouch my calf" in Catalan!
Who cares? Everyone and their mother sucked when at Las Palmas. It's what happens when you play for a bottom feeder club with no future. Dude was just chilling in the sun. Now his reaction is basically the same as yours - bewilderment that somebody could actually care about his talent. That makes players improve their work ethic and do better than anyone expects of them. He will be fine.
They're obviously pretty shit. If you want someone to just be the inexistent 11th man then might as well have them battle a bit. I.e. Paulinho or KPB.
Two of those were Robert Fernandez's swan song.
Fine with this transfer. What were people really expecting?? This is for 6 months and he definitely isn’t going to disrupt the locker room
Point is, there is no point of going after those half-arsed solutions. It's moronic for the reasons that I mentioned.
Even a one-legged Sturridge is twice the player that KPB is. As an attacker that is.
The fuck people are rationalizing this signing? I have been gone a day and the whole place has gone to shit.
Lord Bendtner would be better cos he's an actual striker and he's under house arrest.
Peak Madrid loaned Adebayor and Chicharito at different stages in time. Both were semi useful despite being bang average, while a guy like Huntelaar spent his 6 months sulking around despite being pretty talented fairly early in his career. These 6 month loans really are fine, it'd be a big problem if it was a regular biannual contract swoop as if you're Everton or some other mid-table retirement home for those who can't cut it on top level anymore. These players will always provide a bare minimum that is higher than anything a guy like Arnaiz or Ruiz would be able to do reliably when coming off the bench.
Lol stop it. Doesn't matter what he is anyway either, he literally wouldn't find his way to training ground as an Englishman who has never been abroad other than to Ibiza.