He's an AI generated version of Zabaleta which put together the most viral traits of winning a Championship into one celebration.
1. Martinez holds the WC trophy like a dick.
Rubi grabs his cock Infront of Queen
2. Casillas kisses Sara Carbonara
Rubi kisses Jenni
3. Man City pick up Pep celebrating the CL.
Rubi picks up all the players
4. Pique DJ and signs Karaoke on plane back
Rubi signs about marrying Hermoso.
It was statistically meant to create the best celebration ever. Instead it created the world's biggest buffoon.