Full action analysis of Barca's incredibly slow movement and piss poor athleticism.
Photo 1.
Back pass is played, due to no options for De Jong. Suarez is even offside at this starting point. Notice how quickly Bayern will push up with all lines, and leave our slow and past it veterans in offside, taking ages to adjust and get back in the game.
Photo 2.
As soon as the back-pass is made and Bayern transition in a high line pressing us deep in the build-up phase. This is how they managed to recover so many balls near Ter Stegen's area. They pressed us, our defensive players were often alone, and gave the ball away in panic.
Notice how quickly all of our athletically-impotent players lag off behind the action. The whole shape becomes broken, and it's basically 4-5 Barca players trying to survive vs 10 Bayern players pressing them ruthlessly. No wonder the mistakes were pouring one a minute.
All while their teammates stand around in offside jogging. Or even less, walking, or even less, almost standing still.
Photo 3.
Just 3 more seconds from the above picture. Nearly all the Bayern players have gained a massive advantage to press us and win the ball back. Notice this is MINUTE 14. Not minute 85. Our 29+ years old average team can't run when the match barely started. No less than 5!!! Barca players are left miles in offside when Bayern push up.
1. Messi activated his lazy walking mode, staring at the game and doing nothing. Off the frame by more than 15m.
2. Suarez the same as Messi (they aren't friends for nothing).
3. Amigo no4 Vidal incapable of coping physically as well (no wonder Bayern sold him).
4. Alba nowhere near ahead of his opponent now. Miles offside as well. He used to work hard.
5. Semedo miles offside as well, and takes ages to come back from RW position to RB.
Photo 4.
Now the ball is at Lenglet, who tries to find somebody to play among all that Bayern pressure coming on, mounting on him and his nearby teammates. His team has 5 men less because the idiots up front are lagging off behind Bayern's line, completely out of the game. Semedo slightly offside, trying to do an unlikely run, and the amigos jogging around miles offside. Messi is not even visible, he's that far out.
Somehow, some people think that is in any way acceptable.
Photo 5.
Good news. I finally found our captain, proving once again that in a team full of lazy and self-entitled amigos, he's probably the worst. Truly setting an example of how to sacrifice yourself for the team. Even worse movement and dedication than Papa Bear Suarez, that's saying something.
Bayern obviously get the ball back, but Muller can't control it well, and we get away without a goal here miraculously.
