raedkuwait
Senior Member
After being one of greatest messi supporter
And lover, i can now happily say just fuck
Off and leave the club man.
And lover, i can now happily say just fuck
Off and leave the club man.
Lionel Messi - v7
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Stoichkov1
New member
Moments ago on the same whatsapp group
Luis: Holly shit bro, you weren't messing around. These fuckers are shitting themselves man. Where did you learn moves like that?
Leo: I Ching, Sun Tzu brother, with some Frank Underwood thrown in. Deep tactical stuff, messing with their heads. Messing... you feel me? They even invented a word for me.
Luis: Lol. Straight up bro, you have them lined up like at the puppet theater.
Leo: Where is Jordi? Is he bailing out on us? He's our inside man. Only real Amigo in deep undercover.
Luis: Just texted me. His wife is forcing him to watch 13 Reasons Why on Netflix with her. New season. Pussy...
Leo: Yep, that's Jordi, remember when we watched Hachiko: A Dog's Tale and he cried for half the movie? Used two full boxes of paper tissues.
Luis: Of course, who can forget. Masche was confused why he was crying, thought he had some problem with his eyes lol. Oh, the best memories. Tell me, how can we allow a piece of shit like Koeman destroy what we have?
Neymar is now online.
Neymar: Whaassup bitchees. I hear Angel is saying you might be coming here, to Paris. Don't come man, they're fucking losers, trust me. Most of them are better at online poker than football. Stay in Barcelona, clean up that place because I'm coming back. MSN back baby, like in the old days, remember?
Luis: MSN my ass Ney, they wanna trade me to Ajax. Can you believe that?
Neymar: Haha, Ajax? Fuck man, not even Lyon or something. Leo, are you gonna let this happen? We can't lose him. El motherfucking Gordito Suarez. Only one like him in all Europe.
Leo: Of course not. I have a major coupe going on. I wanna get rid of that Koeman chap, the guy thinks he is Guardiola.
Neymar: Yea, I know how it's like, Tuchel was the same. Had big plans, until I sat down with him and told him straight up. Here, I take all the pens and the free kicks unless I wanna be generous. Then they go in alphabetical order. Ander, Angel and so on. Got it?
Luis: And?
Neymar: He didn't like it, He gave me that weird dead look of his, but I gave him no choice. If they smell you are weak, next thing you know the manager will decide even where you will play.
Luis: That's what I'm talking about, is it too much to ask? But with this Koeman dude, it's like talking to a brick wall.
Leo: Exactly, when I walked with him, he didn't even bring me a cup of coffee, or a can of cold sprite. Motherfucker started going all out on me, deciding who goes and who stays. He even had a sheet of paper with a green pen and a red pen. He wrote some players with red, and some with green. What do you know... most of my friends were in red.
Neymar: Guy clearly doesn't have his priorities straight.
Leo: That's what I said. I told him our boy Luis is not to be moved. And what does he do? 2 days later, he tells him he's not in his plans.
Neymar: Get the fuck out, I don't believe it...Man, I would lose it.
Leo: No shit... I fucking lost it too.
Luis: Listen, talk later, the courier is at the door, my order from KFC just arrived. Spicy wings and garlic sauce, just how I like them.
Neymar: OK. Catch up later. Save me a spot Leo. Just remembered when that fan threw us that McDonalds menu at the treble celebration parade... Oh memories, save me a spot, but without haters.
Leo: Will do, right after I clean up a bit. This club is a mess.
brilliant
Devils
Senior Member
https://twitter.com/elnacionalcat/status/1298366668196978688
Bartomeu plans to resign after Messi's decision
CATALAN NATIONAL NEWS.
Bartomeu plans to resign after Messi's decision
CATALAN NATIONAL NEWS.
Richard.H
Senior Member
Sarcasm? Dude's a club legend, led this Sevilla/Valencia level club at the time to their first European title. He's up there with Iniesta and Xavi.
te amo barca
Blaugrana al vent
fans in Barcelona are tools I swear. They should have done this both after Roma AND Liverpool, not when the amigos are finally about to get done and there is a pandemic going on.
Messigician
Senior Member
Get comfortable. It?s going to be a long night. Chaos in Barcelona at the moment.
Batistuta9
New member
Does there have to be a hidden agenda. What if, after getting embarrassed 8-2, he thinks this team is done and wants to leave to have a better chance of winning.
Messigician
Senior Member
te amo barca
Blaugrana al vent
Barcelona would accept 222m€ for Messi, according to Catalan radio RAC1
222m, also known as the Neymar, or one Coutinho and one Dembele.
Neymessi
Active member
Moments ago on the same whatsapp group
Luis: Holly shit bro, you weren't messing around. These fuckers are shitting themselves man. Where did you learn moves like that?
Leo: I Ching, Sun Tzu brother, with some Frank Underwood thrown in. Deep tactical stuff, messing with their heads. Messing... you feel me? They even invented a word for me.
Luis: Lol. Straight up bro, you have them lined up like at the puppet theater.
Leo: Where is Jordi? Is he bailing out on us? He's our inside man. Only real Amigo in deep undercover.
Luis: Just texted me. His wife is forcing him to watch 13 Reasons Why on Netflix with her. New season. Pussy...
Leo: Yep, that's Jordi, remember when we watched Hachiko: A Dog's Tale and he cried for half the movie? Used two full boxes of paper tissues.
Luis: Of course, who can forget. Masche was confused why he was crying, thought he had some problem with his eyes lol. Oh, the best memories. Tell me, how can we allow a piece of shit like Koeman destroy what we have?
Neymar is now online.
Neymar: Whaassup bitchees. I hear Angel is saying you might be coming here, to Paris. Don't come man, they're fucking losers, trust me. Most of them are better at online poker than football. Stay in Barcelona, clean up that place because I'm coming back. MSN back baby, like in the old days, remember?
Luis: MSN my ass Ney, they wanna trade me to Ajax. Can you believe that?
Neymar: Haha, Ajax? Fuck man, not even Lyon or something. Leo, are you gonna let this happen? We can't lose him. El motherfucking Gordito Suarez. Only one like him in all Europe.
Leo: Of course not. I have a major coupe going on. I wanna get rid of that Koeman chap, the guy thinks he is Guardiola.
Neymar: Yea, I know how it's like, Tuchel was the same. Had big plans, until I sat down with him and told him straight up. Here, I take all the pens and the free kicks unless I wanna be generous. Then they go in alphabetical order. Ander, Angel and so on. Got it?
Luis: And?
Neymar: He didn't like it, He gave me that weird dead look of his, but I gave him no choice. If they smell you are weak, next thing you know the manager will decide even where you will play.
Luis: That's what I'm talking about, is it too much to ask? But with this Koeman dude, it's like talking to a brick wall.
Leo: Exactly, when I walked with him, he didn't even bring me a cup of coffee, or a can of cold sprite. Motherfucker started going all out on me, deciding who goes and who stays. He even had a sheet of paper with a green pen and a red pen. He wrote some players with red, and some with green. What do you know... most of my friends were in red.
Neymar: Guy clearly doesn't have his priorities straight.
Leo: That's what I said. I told him our boy Luis is not to be moved. And what does he do? 2 days later, he tells him he's not in his plans.
Neymar: Get the fuck out, I don't believe it...
Leo: No shit... I fucking lost it too.
Luis: Listen, talk later, the courier is at the door, my order from KFC just arrived. Spicy wings and garlic sauce, just how I like them.
Neymar: OK. Catch up later. Save me a spot Leo. Just remembered when that fan threw us that McDonalds menu at the treble celebration parade... Oh memories, save me a spot, but without haters.
Leo: Will do, right after I clean up a bit. This club is a mess.
Xaviniesta
Senior Member
Moments ago on the same whatsapp group
Luis: Holly shit bro, you weren't messing around. These fuckers are shitting themselves man. Where did you learn moves like that?
Leo: I Ching, Sun Tzu brother, with some Frank Underwood thrown in. Deep tactical stuff, messing with their heads. Messing... you feel me? They even invented a word for me.
Luis: Lol. Straight up bro, you have them lined up like at the puppet theater.
Leo: Where is Jordi? Is he bailing out on us? He's our inside man. Only real Amigo in deep undercover.
Luis: Just texted me. His wife is forcing him to watch 13 Reasons Why on Netflix with her. New season. Pussy...
Leo: Yep, that's Jordi, remember when we watched Hachiko: A Dog's Tale and he cried for half the movie? Used two full boxes of paper tissues.
Luis: Of course, who can forget. Masche was confused why he was crying, thought he had some problem with his eyes lol. Oh, the best memories. Tell me, how can we allow a piece of shit like Koeman destroy what we have?
Neymar is now online.
Neymar: Whaassup bitchees. I hear Angel is saying you might be coming here, to Paris. Don't come man, they're fucking losers, trust me. Most of them are better at online poker than football. Stay in Barcelona, clean up that place because I'm coming back. MSN back baby, like in the old days, remember?
Luis: MSN my ass Ney, they wanna trade me to Ajax. Can you believe that?
Neymar: Haha, Ajax? Fuck man, not even Lyon or something. Leo, are you gonna let this happen? We can't lose him. El motherfucking Gordito Suarez. Only one like him in all Europe.
Leo: Of course not. I have a major coupe going on. I wanna get rid of that Koeman chap, the guy thinks he is Guardiola.
Neymar: Yea, I know how it's like, Tuchel was the same. Had big plans, until I sat down with him and told him straight up. Here, I take all the pens and the free kicks unless I wanna be generous. Then they go in alphabetical order. Ander, Angel and so on. Got it?
Luis: And?
Neymar: He didn't like it, He gave me that weird dead look of his, but I gave him no choice. If they smell you are weak, next thing you know the manager will decide even where you will play.
Luis: That's what I'm talking about, is it too much to ask? But with this Koeman dude, it's like talking to a brick wall.
Leo: Exactly, when I walked with him, he didn't even bring me a cup of coffee, or a can of cold sprite. Motherfucker started going all out on me, deciding who goes and who stays. He even had a sheet of paper with a green pen and a red pen. He wrote some players with red, and some with green. What do you know... most of my friends were in red.
Neymar: Guy clearly doesn't have his priorities straight.
Leo: That's what I said. I told him our boy Luis is not to be moved. And what does he do? 2 days later, he tells him he's not in his plans.
Neymar: Get the fuck out, I don't believe it...
Leo: No shit... I fucking lost it too.
Luis: Listen, talk later, the courier is at the door, my order from KFC just arrived. Spicy wings and garlic sauce, just how I like them.
Neymar: OK. Catch up later. Save me a spot Leo. Just remembered when that fan threw us that McDonalds menu at the treble celebration parade... Oh memories, save me a spot, but without haters.
Leo: Will do, right after I clean up a bit. This club is a mess.
you're gifted at this
too accurateone thing though, messi calls suarez "fatty" based on what i saw in the club documentary
It's the stupid socis fault. They voted Rosell, they voted Bart. 10 years of destruction and now they protest. They deserve what they get.
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