Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi V2

Don Juan Laporta Estruch

Well-known member
He absolutely needs to be part of Barca's staff when he retires. He will be living there so why not make use of him. Even just as an ambassador of some sort.

Imagine being the biggest prospect in South America, ready to sign for Madrid and Messi rocks up at your shanty town house, rolls up his sleeves, cracks open a Pepsi, and says "La concha de tu madre, give me 5 minutes to change your mind, kid."

Would be signed, sealed, delivered. :messiwc:
 

Temptation

Well-known member
He absolutely needs to be part of Barca's staff when he retires. He will be living there so why not make use of him. Even just as an ambassador of some sort.

Imagine being the biggest prospect in South America, ready to sign for Madrid and Messi rocks up at your shanty town house, rolls up his sleeves, cracks open a Pepsi, and says "La concha de tu madre, give me 5 minutes to change your mind, kid."

Would be signed, sealed, delivered. :messiwc:

Can you see Messi wanting to do that stuff? He doesn't seem as a guy into this kind of thing. Seems very laidback and reserved irl.
 

ThwiX

Best midfielder around
Needs to be careful. He is living in a country known for being full of crazy people with guns. He should be surrounded by security or have people get those groceries for him. You don’t see other celebrities pull this kind of risky shit over there. More poverty than ever which makes him an even bigger target.

Edit; Found more pictures online and he is seriously walking around with his wife and three kids with no security wearing a Patek that is at least worth 100k++. Absolute madness. Just further proves what has been said for years. He must be surrounded by bad advisors.
 
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Temptation

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Needs to be careful. He is living in a country known for being full of crazy people with guns. He should be surrounded by security or have people get those groceries for him. You don’t see other celebrities pull this kind of risky shit over there. More poverty than ever which makes him an even bigger target.

Yup he's very dumb to ignore security concerns. It's not safe at all for a public figure to have such negligible security. Probably just enjoying shopping like normal people for a change but there's no gun control in US.
 

Temptation

Well-known member
Maybe he got paid by Publix to shop there. He's probably elated he's not as famous in Miami as rest of world.

Well he only needs to be recognised and known by a couple of armed psychos for terrible things to happen.


Who cares if the harmless innocent cashier or the half black lady buying condoms doesn't recognise him?
 

Iniesta Ultra

Senior Member
Well he only needs to be recognised and known by a couple of armed psychos for terrible things to happen.


Who cares if the harmless innocent cashier or the half black lady buying condoms doesn't recognise him?

What motivation would random psychos have against Messi? You watch too much Netflix or what?
 

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