We are not: we fire coaches mid season,
Although we probably should...
we don't buy players who look ugly,
That's not really a Real Madrid thing, that's a Perez mistake. Most Madrid fans hate him with this being one of the reasons why.
we tell coaches to lose weight because they look fat.
Once again, that's a Perez thing. Most Madrid fans hate him with this being one of the reasons why.
We collect players so the rest of world calls our team "Galactico".
That's a Perez thing. Most Madrid fans hate him with this being one of the reasons why.
That's why we bought Suarez and it had nothing to do with the fact that we desperately needed a striker and Suarez desperately wanted to join Barca.
We desperately needed every player we bought, obviously. So much so that we illegally purchase players like Neymar and splash Galatico like money on players like Paco, Vidal and Arda Turan.
Our legends are leaving the club through the backdoor because we don't appreciate them.
Valdes and Dani both left for this very reason. Xavi was close to doing the same until Lucho convinced him to stay another season. Not to mention Pedro, lol.
Didn't we fire Tata for no trophy the same way they fired Ancelotti? And recently we started to play like Real Madrid anyways, so why the fuck be a fan of Barca anyways.
The difference is most Madrid fans were enraged by Ancelotti getting sacked, while Tata was hired purely as a placeholder for Lucho, and probably would have been sacked much sooner if his employment were under any different conditions.