Luis Suárez

xXKonan

Senior Member
I actually felt bad for him missing that pen.

But it's amazing how much goodwill he's thrown away from that last couple of seasons. He's declined due to age, which isn't his fault. But what is his fault, however, is his refusal to adjust accordingly as he cannot do things he used to do during his early years at Barca, Liverpool, and Ajax. He keeps thinking that he can still do all this stuff yet he cannot.

His weight issues are a joke, he somehow cannot shed the weight where we need it the most but somehow he can lose 4 Kilos in time for Uruguay and be in the best shape in ages. His refusal to sit out games and then having the gall to go "I shouldn't have played that game" after shit went south in the CL. I mean if Fucking Messi can sit it out why can't Suarez can?

Dude also takes out his shitty frustrations out on the younger dudes such as Dembele/Malcom even though he was at fault for 95% of his problems. Dude has become such a toxic shithead and he is somehow surprised when fans call him out for his shit?

Guy lived long enough to be the Villian.
 

clemente

New member
In liverpool everyone is so hardworking, in shape, sprinting for 90min, played 95min explosive late game winner against Southampton, while we were RESTING, and they still ran twice as much as we did against us, one of the most annoying things about Suarez is how /r/barca always calling him a "hardworker", lazy ass doesn't press, doesn't score, would get smacked on his scalp under a manager that isn't spineless, Messi needs to start making new friends.
 

CatalinR10

Senior Member
Sad times we live in dawg when the idea of Suarez being a bench player is more arousing to my brain rather than this gourgeous chick being naked in front of me.


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Never would have thought he would become Barca's villain after the treble winning season he had a few years ago.


SAD.
 

Respekt_III

Anti-everything
Sad times we live in dawg when the idea of Suarez being a bench player is more arousing to my brain rather than this gourgeous chick being naked in front of me.


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Never would have thought he would become Barca's villain after the treble winning season he had a few years ago.


SAD.

i totally approve of this post.
 

snowy

Well-known member
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dude 4get Suarez! Put her on the bench as our vice-coach and you'll get a cleared pitch + empty net even at Anfield :baby:

watch Valv turn up the heat & play mucho macho football haha
 

Saladin

Active member
Sad times we live in dawg when the idea of Suarez being a bench player is more arousing to my brain rather than this gourgeous chick being naked in front of me.


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Never would have thought he would become Barca's villain after the treble winning season he had a few years ago.


SAD.



Who is she?!
 

messi2140

6racies Xavi
Medellin bombshell supreme war lordess Xtraordinaire Sara Ballon d'Orrego mi fa sol

whouah that 1st touch! Let's go Barto sign her already!

possibly @Origami next door neighbor :shower: :lol:

Nah , Origami is only into Colombian dudes and the love of his life Valverde.
 
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Ritchie

New member
I actually felt bad for him missing that pen.

But it's amazing how much goodwill he's thrown away from that last couple of seasons. He's declined due to age, which isn't his fault. But what is his fault, however, is his refusal to adjust accordingly as he cannot do things he used to do during his early years at Barca, Liverpool, and Ajax. He keeps thinking that he can still do all this stuff yet he cannot.
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He signed in 2014, came good at the business end of 2014/15 after missing half of that season. Played well most of 2015/16. Has been shit mostly ever since. We haven't had the player Liverpool did. Like Neymar he won't go down as a Barca great. Neymar might at least get and take a second chance, Suarez can't because he's finished.
 

snowy

Well-known member
Nah , Origami is only into Colombian dudes and the love of his life Valverde.

no way joselito, he's been posting perfection in the women's thread ⌒ 、., ⌒ 、., ⌒ 、., ⌒ ̄(=∵=) ̄ but even if true, nothing wrong with that _ :D

they can still be :neymar:ghbors right :smartass:
 
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clemente

New member
While Liverpool every pre-season have a competition who can run last till last man standing, we probably have some kebab eating contest.
 

Leo_Messi

New member
Can't get my head around a 33 year old and way past it Suárez continuing at the club (while being paid ludicrous wages) let alone being guaranteed a starting spot in the upcoming season no matter how badly he will perform. Truly depressing stuff even more so when either Griezmann or Dembélé (most likely the latter) will have to warm the bench for an extended period of time just to accommodate the dinosaur.

If his absolutely catastrophic statistics in the CL (since the 2015-16 season) did not speak for themselves and did not showcase our complete and utter reliance (offensively) on Messi to create his usual magic, I don't know what will be needed.

We will never even come close to winning the CL with Suárez in the starting lineup.

He is done at the top level. He might have and will have his occasional great game but that is about it. Not good enough to be our leading offensive outlet aside from Messi who is no youngster either to put it mildly and who much like Suárez does very little defensively.
 
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Its time to move on from him, he is 33 years old and have been on decline for more than 3 years, have ludicrous wages and is a whiny bitch on the pitch.
 

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