So, raed, your alter ego would shoot fireworks out of your bathroom?
(LOVED Balotelli's t-shirt today.)
No, my alter ego would be the one that doesn't give a damned shit like him. He doesn't even have a sense of entitlement, he is just a free spirit. For example, Bojan cried too many times because he didn't get playing time, Mario got ten times the abuse from Mourinho, did he even give a crap? He just carried on, from a smoking hot broad to her best friend, from wearing one club's jersey to wearing their rival's. My alter ego would be the same of Balotelli's that told the police 'because I am rich'. The one that can troll the US by trolling another fellow player, Torres.
He is just hilarious.
Read this:
Manchester City v Manchester United - FA Cup semi-final
Manchester United players clash with Mario Balotelli after the final whistle in the FA Cup semi-final. Photograph: Matthew Peters/Man Utd via Getty Images
Mario Balotelli insists there will be no personal grudge between himself and Rio Ferdinand at Old Trafford on Sunday but warned Manchester City's opponents that he expects to continue his scoring form in the battle between the Premier League's top two clubs.
The two players clashed at the end of last season's FA Cup semi-final when Ferdinand took exception to the way Balotelli was celebrating because he felt the striker was holding up his shirt in the direction of the Manchester United supporters.
Balotelli, enhancing his reputation as one of the more controversial footballers in the game,
inflamed the situation by winking at Ferdinand, but the Italian does not believe there are any lingering grievances.
"I don't have anything against him," he said. "He is a great player. I didn't ever speak to him [at Wembley]. I was just celebrating, but not against them [United supporters]. I showed him the shirt of City and obviously he got angry with me.
"For me, what happened on the pitch stayed on the pitch and now we are friends like before.
Or we respect each other anyway. I'm going to give him the handshake before the game like I give to everyone."
LOL!
He is not a fake, he just says it like it is, does whatever he wants to do and without animosity or holding grudges. And you know what? When he is wrong he does apologize but always follows with an explanation to his train of thoughts. Far from a boring character.