Neymar Jr. - v5

[Neymessi]

Can't remember any headers Neymar scored. How many did he score?

Inb4Neymarrarelyevenscoreslol

Looks like pele bit you.

inb4iwasusingsarcasmialreadyknowitlol

 

[Horatio]

Looks like pele bit you.

inb4iwasusingsarcasmialreadyknowitlol

wat

 

[Neymessi]

wat

You said he doesn't score headers which is something pele critcises neymar for so joked that he bit you.

Thought you would think I didn't get your sarcasm so wrote that second line.

Its all ruined now anyway

 

[Horatio]

You said he doesn't score headers which is something pele critcises neymar for so joked that he bit you.

Where did I ever say that?

 

[Neymessi]

Where did I ever say that?

Oh so you were genuinely inquiring about his header goals? My bad.

 

[FlaFCB]

Can't remember any headers Neymar scored. How many did he score?

Inb4Neymarrarelyevenscoreslol

I only remember the one he scored vs Atlético. His first Barça goal, I think.

 

[Neymessi]

I only remember the one he scored vs Atlético. His first Barça goal, I think.

That was his first official goal in the supercopa vs atletico,yes

I also remember one in our treble season he scored from a set piece. Thats probably all of his headers I think.

 

[Horatio]

Oh so you were genuinely inquiring about his header goals? My bad.

Yeah, it was a serious enquiry. Life is not all fun and games ffs.
Since I honestly didn't remember, I figured it must have been very few. Seems I was right.
[MENTION=21618]FlaFCB[/MENTION] thanks

 

[BarçaBarça]

Yeah, it was a serious enquiry. Life is not all fun and games ffs.
Since I honestly didn't remember, I figured it must have been very few. Seems I was right.

Yes, 2 in his first season and 4 headers in 14/15 season.

 

[snowy]

Given his agility and cat like balance, think he could be pretty good in the air. Doesn't get that many chances though as he's the go-to corner taker. I like this attempt against Mexico.

cool vertical leap

 

[JerseyAddict]

Well, to be fair, compare number of our headers scored and RM headers? Barça does not score from headers (it is unsignificant percentage).

 

[kollegah]

That was his first official goal in the supercopa vs atletico,yes

I also remember one in our treble season he scored from a set piece. Thats probably all of his headers I think.

I think he scored vs. PSG with his head

 

[mark1nhu]

Stupid thinking, all to justify cheap shots

Start him on the bench because we should be able to beat Depor without him and he needs rest. Then when it turns out we're not winning at all, sub him in. Genius, I know.

Oh yeah, club never avoided trips to a player. First time in our history.

 

[TornAndFrayed]

Oh yeah, club never avoided trips to a player. First time in our history.

I'm sorry you couldn't even think of this situation. Now your way to save face is to sarcastically denounce something that no one claimed in the first place. Good job for taking on the invisible man.

You and Neymessi need some kind of hater, so when there is none, you just make one up. It has great comedic value.

 

[snowy]

..
Messi can't be bothered to run, loses the ball all the time and isn't effective

lol Hamzah bruh, respect since you're a fan of Ney but your comment on Messi is kinda wack. He was far from his best against Deportivo, yet he still had 77 touches, created 6 clear goal scoring chances in addition to his own 5 shots at goal. What do you want him to do, get naked and run around like a headless chicken?
No way he'd get that much interaction if he was lazy on and off the ball. I know it's the popular comment of the week but I call Mass BS. Just bitches bitchin
Well the cool thing is that since you like ney, you haven't gone full retard! u still got chances for the Oscar