Neymar Jr.

[FC B]

Who invented that swap bullshit? For a swap 3 parties must agree. Dembele Umiti and Rakitic already told the board they will stay

This "bullshit" is the only acceptable way Neymar can return, a player swap plus some cash. Otherwise Fartomeu would be the greatest stupid ever to pay close to 222 mill or even 300 m to bring him back, probably not even Perez would agree to pay that much for what the player is today.

Rm offer is also a cash plus swap deal, one between Bale and James plus 130 mill as MD reports. As I said, nobody will pay in cash a quarter of a milion for him anymore.

 

[xxxxxx]

I believe the 300m euros.

When you're a big superstar and sign for PSG, you're basically there until you're contract runs out.... or you're paying a stupid price to get him.

 

[El Guaje]

MD is writing todax that RM is after Neymar.

So, this is a classical political trick in Catalunya.
Tell to people that RM wants a player and then you are allowed to spend as much as you want.
Since nothing is worse than losing a player to Real...

Oh, good guy Barto.
He will try to bring Neyboy back to us.
Awesome.
Happy days.
Every Barca fan should be happy.
We are set for the next 10 years.

10 CL trophies incoming with 8:0 wins in every match.
No one will be able to stop us.

Oh wait... we have already been there and in the last 18 months with Neymar, we were even more shit than today.
We were 20 points behind Madrid in La liga in the last 18 Months with Neyclown.

Last time i checked we won the fuckin treble with Neymar scoring vs all the biggest teams and being one of the most important players. He also atleast gave a shit when things were looking bad vs psg andcreated the biggest remontada of all time. Today we are the bottlers. So yeah tell us more about how much better we are today with your useless workhorses.

 

[BBZ8800]

Last time i checked we won the fuckin treble with Neymar scoring vs all the biggest teams and being one of the most important players. He also atleast gave a shit when things were looking bad vs psg andcreated the biggest remontada of all time. Today we are the bottlers. So yeah tell us more about how much better we are today with your useless workhorses.

Cool story.
With Neymar here, we won 2 La Ligas in 4 years.
In the last 18 Months with Neymar, we lost a 10 point advantage in a spring of 2015/16 and ended behind RM in 2016/17.

So, no matter how shit we are currently, we are winning more trophies than in Neymar's last 18 Months here.

It seems that you have forgot fast how shit Neymar was in his last 18 Months here.
He wasgood in the 2nd part of a treble season and in the autumn of 2016, when Messi was injured.
Everything else was a pure clown show with 1000 of tricks, meh end product, dribbling backwards, asking for a foul in every action etc.

There is no way that even Busi-Vidal-Raki is worse than what Neymar has been offering in his last 18 Months here.
Let's go back to some of his brilliant moments in those 18 Months:
Do you remember that we would have won a title in 2017 if he would have scored this for 2:0 against Madrid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxeu1oFPItc

Imagine watching that show again every week.
Even watching EV's boring football sounds like a masterpiece compared to Neymar when he is playing selfish, stupid and off form.

Also, Sport posted several reasons why Neymar wants to come back to Barca.
One of the reasons is:

3.- Barcelona's global standing
Not one Brazilian TV company showed Ligue 1 football last season. Following Brazil's failure in the Russia World Cup, Neymar hoped to regain the love and support from his homeland but nobody was able to watch his matches. Whilst he might have earned a higher salary the global marketing when it comes to sponsorship deals is much less lucrative playing in France than it is for Barça. His image in the world of football has lost a lot of its value over the past two years.

 

[messi2140]

Cool story.
With Neymar here, we won 2 La Ligas in 4 years.
In the last 18 Months with Neymar, we lost a 10 point advantage in a spring of 2015/16 and ended behind RM in 2016/17.

So, no matter how shit we are currently, we are winning more trophies than in Neymar's last 18 Months here.

I dont like the prick either especially with the way he left Barca , but what you wrote is fucking stupid man.Do me a favour and read this part you wrote multiple times and tell me you didnt lose multiple braincells in the process.

 

[El Guaje]

Cool story.
With Neymar here, we won 2 La Ligas in 4 years.
In the last 18 Months with Neymar, we lost a 10 point advantage in a spring of 2015/16 and ended behind RM in 2016/17.

So, no matter how shit we are currently, we are winning more trophies than in Neymar's last 18 Months here.

It seems that you have forgot fast how shit Neymar was in his last 18 Months here.
He wasgood in the 2nd part of a treble season and in the autumn of 2016, when Messi was injured.
Everything else was a pure clown show with 1000 of tricks, meh end product, dribbling backwards, asking for a foul in every action etc.

There is no way that even Busi-Vidal-Raki is worse than what Neymar has been offering in his last 18 Months here.
Let's go back to some of his brilliant moments in those 18 Months:
Do you remember that we would have won a title in 2017 if he would have scored this for 2:0 against Madrid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxeu1oFPItc

Imagine watching that show again every week.
Even watching EV's boring football sounds like a masterpiece compared to Neymar when he is playing selfish, stupid and off form.

Also, Sport posted several reasons why Neymar wants to come back to Barca.
One of the reasons is:

Holy mental gymnastics batman! CNN must be proud of you.

Why are you only counting his last 18 months just to fit your narrative? Are you insane? How about you do it fair and square and compare from the start of his Barca-career vs since he left. Total amount of trophies and which trophies we won *cough CL*, i am eagerly waiting to hear it. No matter how shit you think Neymar is, we were better and won more trophies during his career here than we are doing now.

He atleast made shit happen, today we have nobody except Messi. You seem to have forgotten how shit we have been these last 2 seasons. If we didnt have Messi and Ter Stegen things would have looked much worse. Messi bailed our asses out hundreds of times. Valverde is shit, our midfield is shit, hell our entire team is shit.
Yep, tell me when Busquets-Rakitic-Vidal offer us a treble while scoring against PSG, Juventus and Bayern in the KO-round.

HAHA you are singling out a single moment, and blaming him because on losing the league title. You my friend are pathetic. There are hundreds of similar missed chances during a season, and they are atleast as much to blame. Also who else would be able to set himself up like Neymar did? Rakitic? Busquets? Vidal? Pfffffft

Yeah if you like to watch our team shitting themselves against sunday league players and lose a 3 goal lead to the likes of Origi, Shaqiri, Dzeko, Shaarawy then by all means be my guest.

 

[Hamzah]

Neymar ruined the flow of every attack towards the end of his time at Barca, and starting from 2016 started to take up Messi's space instead of sticking to what was effective (staying wide and making runs behind to score, combining with Alba). I know that Coutinho hasn't worked out, but that doesn't negate the fact Neymar was bad.

The difference between the 2015 team and now wasn't just Neymar, several of our current players have lost form since then, especially Busquets, Suarez and Rakitic. That is the main reason along with the overall lack of motivation/mental weakness in big games in the CL. Infact that trend started when Neymar was still at the club, Barca were easily beaten by Juventus in his last season.

There are other factors too, like Valverde's poor game management in Europe and the loss of Alves, who made a big difference to Barca's attack and allowed Messi to move inside while Barca still had an attacking option on the right side, neither Roberto or Semedo can do that well.

 

[Zidane82]

Neymar ruined the flow of every attack towards the end of his time at Barca, and starting from 2016 started to take up Messi's space instead of sticking to what was effective (staying wide and making runs behind to score, combining with Alba). I know that Coutinho hasn't worked out, but that doesn't negate the fact Neymar was bad.

The difference between the 2015 team and now wasn't just Neymar, several of our current players have lost form since then, especially Busquets, Suarez and Rakitic. That is the main reason along with the overall lack of motivation/mental weakness in big games in the CL. Infact that trend started when Neymar was still at the club, Barca were easily beaten by Juventus in his last season.

There are other factors too, like Valverde's poor game management in Europe and the loss of Alves, who made a big difference to Barca's attack and allowed Messi to move inside while Barca still had an attacking option on the right side, neither Roberto or Semedo can do that well.

I’d try and get Alves back if only for a season or two.

Neymar and De Ligt and we may be able to turn things around somewhat

 

[xxxxxx]

As I said, Neymar has regressed as a player.... and he's injured far too much. I'd rather we spend the 200m to 300m euros on 4 really good players than 1 player who will probably be injured for half the season.

 

[Messigician]

I’d try and get Alves back if only for a season or two.

Neymar and De Ligt and we may be able to turn things around somewhat

Alves? Surely you're joking

 

[HanDW]

Last time i checked we won the fuckin treble with Neymar scoring vs all the biggest teams and being one of the most important players. He also atleast gave a shit when things were looking bad vs psg andcreated the biggest remontada of all time. Today we are the bottlers. So yeah tell us more about how much better we are today with your useless workhorses.

Suarez also scored/assisted in r16, qf, semis and finals in 2015. He got the same goal contribution with less minutes played (7g+3a vs 10g). In 4 seasons with neymar here we got kicked 3 times in quarterfinals, 2 times in 3 years if we don't count his first season (he was a kid), and in neither of those two we were even close to win the title.

The whole "Neymar step up when the team needed" is pure bs, just because he did it against psg doesn't mean he did it consistently, where was he in 2016 vs Atleti (Suarez scores our only 2 goals btw) ?, or vs Juve in 2017 (ghosted while Messi was our best player in Turin) ?. Not to mention the final rush of the 15/16 La Liga when he literally disappeared while Suarez banged 14 goals in 5 games to win the title.

 

[Tekkers]

Suarez also scored/assisted in r16, qf, semis and finals in 2015. He got the same goal contribution with less minutes played (7g+3a vs 10g). In 4 seasons with neymar here we got kicked 3 times in quarterfinals, 2 times in 3 years if we don't count his first season (he was a kid), and in neither of those two we were even close to win the title.

Also the whole "Neymar step up when the team needed" is pure bs, just because he did it against psg doesn't mean he did it consistently, where was he in 2016 vs Atleti (Suarez scores our only 2 goals btw) ?, or vs Juve in 2017 ?. Not to mention the final rush of the 15/16 La Liga when he literally disappeared while Suarez banged 14 goals in 5 games to win the title.

thats the reality of the situation, not the revisionist history that we're getting. for people to be clamoring for his return, when he not only left the club in the manner that he did, but with how injury prone he is now as he's aged (three critical right foot injuries in two seasons) feels surreal

 

[abbbs97]

https://twitter.com/ParisFansfr/status/1141752844057481216

Not sure how reliable but it says that he's closer to renewing with PSG than leaving.

 

[Newcomer]

Reliability = 0. Doesn't mean they can't be right though.

 

[Neymessi]

He isn't coming back but don't let Bbz and his propaganda fool you into thinking we are doing better after he left.

Predictable as shit that he mentioned we won 2 back to back leagues after his departure when in truth both happened because RM and Atletico were turds in both seasons and looking at our attack in those 2 seasons, it is way worse than under Neymar. Without neymar, we have suffered messidependencia again and our attacking intent is 0 as a team.

BBZ would have taken neymar departure and dembele and coutinho incoming in his place in a heartbeat but none of them both have filled 10% of the void neymar left.