Neymar Jr.

[Kuchi]

Snake is not coming, we are covered in terms of squad, we just need a freaking a class coach.

 

[Lutece FC]

This is what will happen:

We give them Coutinho + Rakitic + 35M and bring back Moneymar.

Reasoning:
Coutinho: We seem to be stuck with Coutinho. He has insane wages, doesn't fit anywhere and is not liked by the fans.
Rakitic: We are so stacked in middle, we don't need all those players. Busquets would be a better option because of his wages, but I feel he is non transferable due to his status and his relatively low market price. So, Rakitic seems to be the only one that would bring us some money, without losing any quality really.

Results:
1. Separate Rakitic from Valverde and break the Raki-Busi duo. Instant midfield improvement.
2. Neymar's salary would be covered by Raki's and Coutinho's, so financially, nothing will change. Shirt sales increase. Increased attendance. More income!.
3. Neymar will provide some good performances and take away some weight of Messi's shoulders. Messi would be more rested.
4. Suarez will get replaced by Griezmann is some games. Suarez would be more rested.
5. Neymar will eventually get injured during april and our front three will be Griezmann - rested Suarez - rested Messi for all CL knockout games.
6. Barcelona CL Winners 2019-2020

And all that because of Neymar's transfer.

Yeah and you want a Snickers and a blowjob for a complete package ? Be serious 2 seconds. Rakitic value is 40 millions (or even less), Coutinho 70 millions...
110 + 35 = 145 ... ?

Moreover ...
There are some rumours with Countinho IMO i don't believe it. Paris has already an agreement with Dybala. In other words, Paris needs cash.

The only serious name for exchange is Semedo.

 

[Never_Forget40]

Tuchel said that they need to learn how to play without Neymar- this is the absolute proof that he will leave PSG. So he is coming guys, WTF cant believe that.

 

[JohnN]

Yeah and you want a Snickers and a blowjob for a complete package ? Be serious 2 seconds. Rakitic value is 40 millions (or even less), Coutinho 70 millions...
110 + 35 = 145 ... ?

Moreover ...
There are some rumours with Countinho IMO i don't believe it. Paris has already an agreement with Dybala. In other words, Paris needs cash.

The only serious name for exchange is Semedo.

Well, that is why the post is titled "Comic Relief Post".

 

[Raketa10]

Offer Coutinho, Busquets, and a bit of cash. Just send Leonardo a link to r/barca before so he'll think Busi is the second coming of Christ.

 

[Kul_z]

Bring him home. Party boy or not, prodigal son would give his all to regain the love of the fans, and thats the neymar i want to see. Humble, hard working and hungry.

 

[FC B]

If he has to come, my dream deal for Barca would be Coutinho, Rakitic and Umtiti plus a small sum in cash.

 

[Total-Football]

reports say neymars lawyer is at the office in camp nou. my cock is fully erect

 

[FinBarcelonafan]

reports say neymars lawyer is at the office in camp nou. my cock is fully erect

He is getting the loyalty bonus before signing with Real Madrid.....

 

[Devils]

My sources in Catalunya have confirmed to me that the lawyer is there for other business that doesn't involve Neymar.

 

[Messi983]

 

[Raketa10]

This is happening guys whether we like it or not. Only thing left to see is who will go in the other direction. I suppose Coutinho for sure but don't know who else and how much money. I only hope it won't be Semedo.

 

[FinBarcelonafan]

This is happening guys whether we like it or not. Only thing left to see is who will go in the other direction. I suppose Coutinho for sure but don't know who else and how much money. I only hope it won't be Semedo.

Coutinho makes too much sense. They need offensive skill.

 

[Luftstalag14]

Is this Crespo guy an agent or just a lawyer? Is he presenting someone else?

I am quite excited about the potential of us signing someone else other than Neymar.

 

[clemente]

Just use logic lmao... We can't afford him, PSG doesn't need to sell him, PSG doesn't want to sell him, PSG doesn't like us, this just reminds of Verratti bs.