Neymar Jr.

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Neymar 4 years after leaving Barca..

It?s 2021, he turns 30 in 8 months. This is what he accomplished since leaving Barca:

0 Ballon D?or
0 UCL
0 UCL top scorer
0 League top scorer
0 League top assister
0 League MVP
0 Team player of the year
1 final choked
4 Sister birthday?s attended
3 Farmers leagues trophies
1 2nd place finish to French farmers

Dw he is happy being an irrelevant nobody as long as he gets his payday from oil clubs.

Perfectly summarized.

Another funny information: Lille club value: 297 mio

Ney+Mbappe value: 367 mio

Ney = Clown

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

He won 3 league titles and reached a CL final. He also has over 150 million instagram followers which isn't bad for an irrelevant nobody.

Rassvet was the only person last night who wanted that PSG wins the title

 

[Messigician]

We offer him chance at redemption and make up for everything and he spit in our face rather than take pay cut and prove himself here by leading us to treble and taking Messi mantle.

Now he can have fun getting tackled by farmers and finishing not even top 30 for Ballon dor for rest of his career

 

[Porque]

Was nice seeing Neymar lie to me and the club though was really cute. The fucking scumbag snake

Neymar: "Messigician was never my friend."

 

[Laplacian]

He won 3 league titles and reached a CL final. He also has over 150 million instagram followers which isn't bad for an irrelevant nobody.

He was injured for half a season in two of those 3 league titles. Like, PSG didn't really need Neymar to win the league lol.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Neymar: "Messigician was never my friend."

 

[Jadentheman]

We offer him chance at redemption and make up for everything and he spit in our face rather than take pay cut and prove himself here by leading us to treble and taking Messi mantle.

Now he can have fun getting tackled by farmers and finishing not even top 30 for Ballon dor for rest of his career

He onlys needs Messi, not Barcelona which I believe he is mistaken. But he onlys wants Messi. If Messi comes to him, it doesn't matter.

 

[Sterlingfan2000]

Barcelona and Neymar have entered negotiations to settle their economic and contractual differences in court. Neymar would accept 90% [el mundo]

 

[Messigician]

Barcelona and Neymar have entered negotiations to settle their economic and contractual differences in court. Neymar would accept 90% [el mundo]

Fake news merchant.

What actual quote says without your 90% addition

Barcelona and Neymar have entered negotiations to settle their economic and contractual differences in court. [el mundo]

 

[Messigician]

He onlys needs Messi, not Barcelona which I believe he is mistaken. But he onlys wants Messi. If Messi comes to him, it doesn't matter.

He only wants money

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

So funny to see Messigician hating Neymar after prasing him 4 years

 

[Messigician]

So funny to see Messigician hating Neymar after prasing him 4 years

He lied to me. We are done

 

[fergus90]

My teas gone cold, I’m wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’ll all be grey
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that’s it’s not so bad
It’s not so bad.

 

[DonAK]

Fake news merchant.

What actual quote says without your 90% addition

Barcelona and Neymar have entered negotiations to settle their economic and contractual differences in court. [el mundo]

That guy constantly add some bullshit in his quotes to make it sound much worse.

 

[Porque]

My teas gone cold, I’m wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’ll all be grey
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that’s it’s not so bad
It’s not so bad.

This one immediately come to my head after the "He Lied to Me" post.

Messigician - Return of the Masala