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Monster Masch
I have been away for 3 weeks with barely any football coverage so update me! How's the pre-season going for Madrid? New signings settling in? How is Pellegrini settin up the team? Alonso was a great signing for you.......he might be that final piece in the puzzle.
Basically all you need to know is...

Champions of La Liga 09/10: FC Barcelona
 

Cule Angles

Visca el filòsof!
Yeah, bad luck Conor, you fell asleep for a whole season, here's what you REALLY missed.

Barça won La Liga, Messi scored 46 goals and Cronaldo missed the whole season after falling off a catwalk in a madrid fashion show and breaking his leg. Mandril finished 14th and Perez has sold the Bernebéu to Disney in order to repay the debts whilst the scum will groundshare with Getafe next season.

Despite their miserable league form madrid did make the CL final where they lost 5-1 to Lyon, Benzema scored mandril's goal but also scored twice for l'OL.

UEFA cancelled the Europa league halfway through the season because nobody was watching it, Espanyol won the copa del rey after beating madrid 4-0 in the final at the Bernebéu.

I've married Monica Bellucci but we've had to go into hiding because Gio is trying to have me assassinated.
 
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FCB_Titi_LB

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Yeah, bad luck Conor, you fell asleep for a whole season, here's what you REALLY missed.

Barça won La Liga, Messi scored 46 goals and Cronaldo missed the whole season after falling off a catwalk in a madrid fashion show and breaking his leg. Mandril finished 14th and Perez has sold the Bernebéu to Disney in order to repay the debts whilst the scum will groundshare with Getafe next season.

Despite their miserable league form madrid did make the CL final where they lost 5-1 to Lyon, Benzema scored mandril's goal but also scored twice for l'OL.

UEFA cancelled the Europa league halfway through the season because nobody was watching it, Espanyol won the copa del rey after beating madrid 4-0 in the final at the Bernebéu.

I've married Monica Bellucci but we've had to go into hiding because Gio is trying to have me assassinated.

So abstraction of this would be :
CR did puton makeup,got fucked at the same time messi scored :eek:.
CA mistook a just released badass on parole used to being a queer in jail for monica bellucci (they had matching skirts). Gio was upset his bitch left his jail cell and wants revenge.
Lyon something ...
 

Plip

Cardenal de Catalunya
I should've been there. By knowing Tallinn's old town by heart I could have taken him further down the wrong path and get him into trouble :hmmm:
 

Beast

The Observer
Cause you can't lose your way in a city and a country u never visited :p

Adam , you'll pay dearly for your Monica rant
 

Nándor

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i saw an interview on german tv with schuster...he's 100% sure madrid are not yet finished with signing. namely: ribéry.. schuster is sure madrid will make a move before the the end of the transfer window. ribéry missed the league start against hoffenheim on saturday due to still being injured. however he's nevertheless traveled with france and will be playing, domenech confirmed that.

20 days to go before the end of the transfer window...a lot can still happen.

why is gago still hear???!!! damn it, move to juve or move to some small team which would make maradona happysince gago could play all the time there.

best of luck to negredo, who apperently will move today. either zenit (madrid's first choice since they apperently pay shit load), blackburn rovers or hull city.where ever he'll move, i'm looking forward to see him banging in goals and return next year.
 

Plip

Cardenal de Catalunya
i saw an interview on german tv with schuster...he's 100% sure madrid are not yet finished with signing. namely: ribéry.. schuster is sure madrid will make a move before the the end of the transfer window.

Well, when the old man Schuster has a hunch, he's most likely right. I mean he did predict that Barça will wipe the floor with Madrid last December, didn't he? ;)

Sorry, but I simply had to :p
 

Nándor

New member
easy one plip...since it was schuster himself who fucked up that madrid team. he didn't do anything more than to believe in his own "work", hardely a true prediction;)
 

Beast

The Observer
So it's Hull for Negredo , one of few clubs who agreed to Real Madrid conditions
18 Million Euro and an option to repurchase of 25 Million

best of luck Negredo..
 
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