Real Madrid (old thread)

[Cule Angles]

List of attractions at Florentino Land:

The haunted house - walk through the dark haunted house where the ghost of Francisco Franco hands you lots of dusty trophies

The Teabags - Jose Maria "Guti" Gutierrez introduces you to a novel take on the traditional teacup ride.

Florentino Perez gift shop 1 - buy real madrid memorabilia

The Cristiano Ronaldo house of mirrors - stand in front of mirrors and stare at yourself, perfect your hair do etc.

Iker Casillas big wheel - safe, reliable, a tad dull.

Florentino Perez gift shop 2 - buy real madrid memorabilia

Royston Drenthe roller coaster - goes up and down a lot at great pace but never really fulfills its initial promise

Florentino Perez gift shop 3 - buy real madrid memorabilia

Real Madrid river rapids - stay dry thanks to the special splash proof jackets, sponsored by the Spanish referees' association

Shooting range sponsored by As and Marca - take cheap pot shots at Barça crests, if you miss your first 2 shots get a 3rd free bullet which carries the logo of the Spanish referees' association.

Florentino Perez gift shop 4 - buy real madrid memorabilia.

 

[Abaddon]

Mocking the English of someone who speaks it as a third language (not to mention it's more than understandable). I think we (well actually, you) have reached a new low.

 

[Galning]

List of attractions at Florentino Land:

The haunted house - walk through the dark haunted house where the ghost of Francisco Franco hands you lots of dusty trophies

The Teabags - Jose Maria "Guti" Gutierrez introduces you to a novel take on the traditional teacup ride.

Florentino Perez gift shop 1 - buy real madrid memorabilia

The Cristiano Ronaldo house of mirrors - stand in front of mirrors and stare at yourself, perfect your hair do etc.

Iker Casillas big wheel - safe, reliable, a tad dull.

Florentino Perez gift shop 2 - buy real madrid memorabilia

Royston Drenthe roller coaster - goes up and down a lot at great pace but never really fulfills its initial promise

Florentino Perez gift shop 3 - buy real madrid memorabilia

Real Madrid river rapids - stay dry thanks to the special splash proof jackets, sponsored by the Spanish referees' association

Shooting range sponsored by As and Marca - take cheap pot shots at Barça crests, if you miss your first 2 shots get a 3rd free bullet which carries the logo of the Spanish referees' association.

Florentino Perez gift shop 4 - buy real madrid memorabilia.

What a lovely park that would be

 

[Cule Angles]

Beast writes better English than some of the people who claim to be native speakers.

 

[Beast]

100 $ he pull it through Adam , somehow i think Guti face will be the clown who welcome kids on their arrival .

 

[Cule Angles]

I don't doubt his ability to get it built I just doubt its chances of success. Apparently there are plans for the future for a new attraction, the Franck Ribéry house of horrors - not suitable for children.

 

[House of Flies]

List of attractions at Florentino Land:

The haunted house - walk through the dark haunted house where the ghost of Francisco Franco hands you lots of dusty trophies

The Teabags - Jose Maria "Guti" Gutierrez introduces you to a novel take on the traditional teacup ride.

Florentino Perez gift shop 1 - buy real madrid memorabilia

The Cristiano Ronaldo house of mirrors - stand in front of mirrors and stare at yourself, perfect your hair do etc.

Iker Casillas big wheel - safe, reliable, a tad dull.

Florentino Perez gift shop 2 - buy real madrid memorabilia

Royston Drenthe roller coaster - goes up and down a lot at great pace but never really fulfills its initial promise

Florentino Perez gift shop 3 - buy real madrid memorabilia

Real Madrid river rapids - stay dry thanks to the special splash proof jackets, sponsored by the Spanish referees' association

Shooting range sponsored by As and Marca - take cheap pot shots at Barça crests, if you miss your first 2 shots get a 3rd free bullet which carries the logo of the Spanish referees' association.

Florentino Perez gift shop 4 - buy real madrid memorabilia.

Guti's ride is called Teabag not Tea Cup

you forgot Kaka's bumpy castle where kids under 16 are only allowed to play with his dingy.

 

[Cule Angles]

Teacup - teabag - teabagging (google it if you're confused, probably best to steer clear of the image search). This joke was shamelessly stolen from Stewie Griffin.

 

[House of Flies]

haha, i will pass adam. i am not raed who googled lemon party

 

[Gnegneri]

The Teabags - Jose Maria "Guti" Gutierrez introduces you to a novel take on the traditional teacup ride.

Guti can surely have two attractions, right?

 

[Beast]

lol..

Perez is looking for investor for the theme park , the park budget will not be a burden for the club budget as far as AS report.

in few years i think it will be the first step towards building a new stadium and leaving the Bernabeu

 

[House of Flies]

is this actually serious??

 

[Beast]

is this actually serious??

Dead serious Jatin , it's actually an old project Perez wanted to do in his last year before he stepped down

 

[House of Flies]

that would make a mockery out of the club that is owned by its members...

but then again, perez has a ton of influence... how does he plan to market a bloody themepark unless he takes a player each week to these themepark to attract customers? there is no selling point to a real madrid style themepark to be honest. even the damn chinese are smart enough to see through such blatant try at emptying their wallets.

 

[Beast]

that would make a mockery out of the club that is owned by its members...

but then again, perez has a ton of influence... how does he plan to market a bloody themepark unless he takes a player each week to these themepark to attract customers? there is no selling point to a real madrid style themepark to be honest. even the damn chinese are smart enough to see through such blatant try at emptying their wallets.

Not really, a theme park is a theme park there is nothing bad about it.. same way your club sell hot dog's , beer , sell scarfs and T-shirts .. it doesn't make u a salesmen or a Hotdog seller .. it's business
a theme park is a very good idea from a branding perspective, the best target for any brand is the children , they influence the parents purchasing decisions and are potential future costumers .
people laughed on the first galactico model in terms of spending money .. the idea was right and it did generate much more money than what we paid (not talking about the application as it was a failure as we all know after a first good 3 years )
As i said it depend on what he will offer , no doubt it won't be your normal theme park it will be special at the same time will generate extra money out of thin air .

As a marketing man and from a business perspective i think it's fabulous idea and a good way of increasing the club revenues to the maximum