El Gato
Villarato!
Im not joking, this will be the begining of a long list of injuries for him, seen it so many times, Bale, Varane, Carvajal etc.
This is actually a real concern, and everyone knows our medical staff is garbage, so its not like they know how the players can prevent injuries in the future either.
I know you're not joking. You're also attributing the wrong kind of injury to recurring issues of known glass boys and terrible early-season body rhythm our squad has had in autumn in last 2 years. In short - stop talking shit and get a grip man. There is nothing to suggest Vinicius is injury prone at all.