Wayne Rooney

[Maria]

I had a freakish nightmare last night: I dreamt that Rooney joined Barca.

I woke up all sweaty and screaming. Worst nightmare I ever had.

Well..it could have been Cristiano..or even worse, Pepe.

 

[Jenks]

You would all be nursing semi's if Ronaldo joined to play on the left. Admit it.

 

[MoFroBo]

Would be hilarious if Barca bought CR just to troll him, so he is benched all the time and given 3 mins to play each game

Imagine his tantrums and outbursts on the bench, he would be totally broken down.

 

[gingerless]

1 panalty messi takes instead of him and he'll be handing in a transfer request

 

[Yugi]

You would all be nursing semi's if Ronaldo joined to play on the left. Admit it.

with his style of play he would be useless buy, could come out in front of goal in dead rubbers just to score some more

 

[Maria]

You would all be nursing semi's if Ronaldo joined to play on the left. Admit it.

I would take Benzema or even Di Maria, but never Cristiano.

 

[Jenks]

with his style of play he would be useless buy,

Nonsense. This is just silly Barca bias. He would walk into your first team and adapt to the style with relative ease. If Pep was offered him on the cheap, he would snap Real's hands off.

 

[La Furia]

Nonsense. This is just silly Barca bias. He would walk into your first team and adapt to the style with relative ease. If Pep was offered him on the cheap, he would snap Real's hands off.

Ronaldo would be nice to have because he is very good despite what Barca fanboys say, but much like Cesc, in fact even more so, the team would have to adapt to Ronaldo because he really can't dribble for shit and at this point in his career I don't see him learning how to.

He can run really, really fast though, and that's nice.

 

[Myrmecophile]

He could take penalties I suppose. As well as running fast.

But my god he'd get shown up if he tried to get involved in the build up play

 

[gingerless]

there are a lot of players i would take over him for this barca. not because of bias, but because they would just be better for us

 

[Ode to Django]

he would do 4-5 needless stepovers and pass the ball sideways

i guess he could compete with Alves for the worst power free kick

 

[Myrmecophile]

there are a lot of players i would take over him for this barca. not because of bias, but because they would just be better for us

Yup. Jenks' posts show a fundamental misunderstanding of what makes Barca so good. Lots of people make the same mistake.

Great player + great team must equal a great combination, it seems.

 

[La Furia]

there are a lot of players i would take over him for this barca. not because of bias, but because they would just be better for us

I'd even take Neymar over him.


...brb, need to take a shower.

 

[tariqo]

I'd even take Neymar over him.

i would take neymar over him & alexis

 

[Dinho]

We flew Penaldo into London last night and he showed Rooney the way.

Ronaldo