Which Real Madrid player would you most like to slap?

[Classic]

I would say Mourinho.

 

[La LL]

I would say Mourinho.

Since he's not available I'd say Pepe. I'd slap C. Ronaldo but only for fun. Pepe deserves it.

 

[PuyolsBarnet]

I have a strong dislike for Ramos, with Pepe (much like Ronaldo to Messi) being second.

 

[Barcafan 2304]

I have a strong dislike for Ramos, with Pepe (much like Ronaldo to Messi) being second.

Ramos is a horrible guy