Voted Pepe because I had to choose one but Marcelo follows very closely.
However the guy I'd like to hit as hard as I can is obviously Mourniho as he is not only destroying football but also what nature has done all those million years developing gorillas into humans and he's reversing the evolution, changing those human beings back into gorillas all over again in a matter of months. and also you could hit him and he's too much of a coward to get into a fight with you so you could hit him as much as you want.