Xavi Hernández

[Deco 20]

Xavi > Jesus

Xavi has never done wrong whereas Jesus has Judas ( and Lady Gaga) on his conscience.

 

[mitkoa7x]

Jesus walks on water, Xavi walks on RM.

 

[XaviFCB]

 

[HerpDerp]

Jesus walks on water, Xavi walks on RM.

You were damn right.

 

[Metaphysical]

 

[Catalonian Devil]

The man is not even 100% yet he still bosses the midfield

 

[dalitis8]

The man is not even 100% yet he still bosses the midfield

To be fair, we did not exactly boss the midfield today. But still Xavi at 50% is immense.

As for Chuck Norris, well, when he is in a tight situation...he asks himself: "now, what would Xavi do?"

 

[dalitis8]

at people comparing Xavi to mortals.

at people comparing deities to Xavi.

"The gods were more human, but the humans were more devine"

Schelling on Ancient Greece (or Xavi's Barca)

 

[barcafc]

Xavi: "It's sad Madrid players didn't stay at the end to watch us lift the trophy. We did it at the Copa. You should be graceful in defeat''

 

[BerkeleyBernie]

Xavi: "It's sad Madrid players didn't stay at the end to watch us lift the trophy. We did it at the Copa. You should be graceful in defeat''

On the other hand, if I recall, my man Xavi and Spain left the pitch without congratulating the USA and exchanging jerseys when they were beaten in the Confederations Cup. Granted, I can't stand watching the USA play either, but they won that game fairly.

 

[Catalonian Devil]

"We're not in the best physical condition but we have still beaten to Real Madrid, who had thoroughly prepared for the Supercopa."

You naughty little thing

 

[Moe]

Xavi cheap shots >>>>>>>>> Mourinho rants

 

[Plip]

Haha, Xavi - you cheeky monkey!

 

[Bilal Khan]

Haha, Xavi - you cheeky monkey!

You Racist

 

[Plip]

You Racist

We had a long discussion on the semantics of chanting "mono" in Spain and to be fair, when it comes to darker skinned players it's an automatically a racist chant whether you mean or not. Such are the implications.