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Madridista translation: Messi could not perform without Ronaldinho-Eto'o, therefore C. Ronaldo is better!
Or even better
.First of all Xavi is a fucking beast...
Next I think you're extremely overrating his effect on some of our players in you post. Don't get me wrong he is very important and I totally agree with the portion of your post regarding his style and I like the way you broke it down.
No I am not extremely overrating his effect on your team, but there is always a pinch of salt added to make a point come across. Your players are magnificent, no doubt, but they need an enabler, and that is Xavi. You can see in his absence they miss him.
However, Alves being shit with Brazil in the Copa wasn't due to Xavi bro, even if Xavi was there, his crossing would still have been shit, and his defensive blunders would've still been there. Xavi might've helped Brazil as a whole if he was there and hence Alves might've had more chances to do something, but Alves on the individual level had a poor Copa, simple as.
I can meet you half way there, but a huge part of the reason as to why Alves looked exposed is because he plays so far up the field and takes a while to come back, without Xavi's time on the ball, the opposition will always overwhelm a very attacking full back. That firstly affects his defensive duties, which in return takes away from his offensive ones. Alves was used an outlet in the absence of Marcelo, but he couldn't do that for two reasons, he isn't a pitch long ball carrier, and he did not have the cover from Ramires. He likes to be played into space especially in the final third, and offered options for a quick combination, something Xavi made available for him easily. Admitedly though, Alves combines exceptionally well with Messi too.
Messi trying to take over Xavi's role should not be attributed to Xavi not being there, but the coach being a damn idiot and repeating the same mistake his junkie predecessor did. They simply fail to utilize their squad in a way that would free Messi from having to attempt to carry the whole fucking team, which is a bit too heavy for his back. Not every team must have a 'Xavi', there were many formations and tactical plans that were suggested in our very own Argentina thread that, I would bet some money on it, would've relieved Messi off some of the unrealistic pressure and allowed him to do his thing.
Point being, which is what I am trying to get across here is that to free Messi the way you guys want would require two more men in midfield, so 5 as opposed to 3. So, my point was that Messi looked a shadow of himself without Xavi not that he sucked balls, because he missed his enabler. I said Messi is overwhelmed, not shit. Yanno?
The truth is that Messi wasn't trying to be Argentina's Xavi, he was trying to be Argentina's Messavi, which is a tad too much, but we all know how Messi is.
Again, goes back to what I said overwhelmed
Completely disagree about Pedro. Its his unreal workrate and amazing clutchness that makes him unique, and overshadows his rather 'limited abilities' relatively speaking when speaking about Barcelona. Xavi definitely helps him shine as he does with everyone, but that's definitely not what makes Pedro an above average player.
Pedro's work rate is perhaps the most under rated key component in Barcelona's fine balance. I appreciate his contribution as much as anyone else (or, do not appreciate his contribution ), but what makes him truly stand out (and by that, I mean CL final first goal stand out type of shit) is when Xavi stares him down and offers him a pass he can't refuse. Pedro wouldn't fuck with Xavi's passes, it also helps that he is a cheeky motherfucker with a killer finish. There are a few players who have the ability to make Pedro look magnificent, like remove him from the shadows and put him into the spot light, like guti, de la pena, cazorla, and Zidane. the first two failed to reach Xavi's heights for all their talents, the third plays simple football at top level (not quite world class) and the fourth is a football legend and Xavi is up there with him every step of the way.
Another essential factor is that Messi and Alves sometimes tend to struggle because they are playing in a completely different system with their national teams. The Spanish players play a simillar style with their national so its much easier to get into their groove for them. Its not just Xavi bro, its a whole system, Xavi is a part of that system, and even Xavi himself will not be his same commanding self if he played in a team that plays with a different approach. The way we play the game in itself helps make Xavi what he is, our system takes advantage of every single quality Xavi has, which is why he owes Pep so much.
Difficult to argue with that, because to complete the paradox about his game he would need players who understand him just as much as he understands them. After all, he cannot be generous with selfish or shit players
I don't believe Xavi is the heart of our team, but rather the pacemaker...
El Maestro it is.
Exactly. Sevilla was all about Alves from 2006-08, and there was no Xavi or Iniesta around then. Messi was ass raping Chelsea and Real Madrid without Xaviesta on the pitch (2005, 2006, 2007 el classico)....so not sure where Raed is coming from.
Messi's problem in Argentina is not simply the absence of Xavi, its the total absence of a midfield and general team structure, he has to be himself, Xavi and Iniesta at the same time. Not to mention their DM's over the last few major tournaments (lady Gago and Veron who couldn't even run)...when Messi had to drop back constantly to help that labored cunt catch a breath, I can't see how and why people expected him to do more offensive work.
And Dani still has defensive blunders, missed passes and poor crosses at Barca with Xavi on the pitch too so....
It takes a man of refined taste to enjoy Xavi's football.
Alves starts/leads many Barcelona attacks, even better than Maicon IMO. He does it so often you would lose count but as an example the 1-1 at the Nou Camp this season. He has Barca's second highest assist rate (and La Liga's 2nd I think) just behind Messi. His one twos with messi cut through defences like a hot knife through butter, his one touch football is out of this world, and his runs into space constantly wreaks havoc and drags defenders out fo psoition which enables Messi/Pedro to get into dangerous positions.Dani was and is magnificent in a well rehearsed and finely tuned system, as was Sevilla's and now Barcelona's. He doesn't have the capacity to continually lead an attack, like Maicon when he was...But let us leave it at that, we both know we agree yet see/express it differently
Pedro's work rate is perhaps the most under rated key component in Barcelona's fine balance. I appreciate his contribution as much as anyone else (or, do not appreciate his contribution ), but what makes him truly stand out (and by that, I mean CL final first goal stand out type of shit) is when Xavi stares him down and offers him a pass he can't refuse. Pedro wouldn't fuck with Xavi's passes, it also helps that he is a cheeky motherfucker with a killer finish. There are a few players who have the ability to make Pedro look magnificent, like remove him from the shadows and put him into the spot light, like guti, de la pena, cazorla, and Zidane. the first two failed to reach Xavi's heights for all their talents, the third plays simple football at top level (not quite world class) and the fourth is a football legend and Xavi is up there with him every step of the way.
How much Xaviniesta was needed there to rape Real Madrid defence?!
hmm so mostly just a few whiny madridstas exaggerating i guess