Zlatan Ibrahimovic

[Galning]

what am I going to watch when he finally quits?

Youtube vids.

 

[badboybjörn]

Psg starting to look abit better. Last 4 games or so has been pretty solid. Still not able to win midfield vs better opposition but does not loose as much balls in dangerous positions lately. Hopefully some good reinforcement in jan to strengthen the mf aswell.

Ibra now have 46 goals in his last 47 games now i believe.

 

[Trillske]

They will probably get somehting in January, but I hate those transfers, you just end up with players that either sucks or cant play CL the same season.

 

[Deco 20]

Worst thing about Ibra is the feeling that has been there for years: what am I going to watch when he finally quits?

He has redefined my view of what entertaining fotball looks like.

Balotelli

 

[JackaL]

Apparently, Zlatan, not only earning much more than his peers, has also a special treatment when it comes to parking lots. At PSG, there is a car park for players and a car park for the managers, coaches etc. Zlatan is allowed to park where the big wigs park, the rest has to use the parking lots for the plebs. Pastore is trying to rebel when he tries to get in the big wig car park and is denied by security.

Glad that this guy doesn't play at Barca anymore. He couldn't live with the culture here.

 

[Yugo Count Dante]

aaah, poor Pastore.

 

[Armando929]

For all the special treatment he gets, he is one of the sulkiest players I've ever seen. With the exception of Mou, this guy is the biggest sore loser in football. Complains about everything.

 

[Galning]

Apparently, Zlatan, not only earning much more than his peers, has also a special treatment when it comes to parking lots. At PSG, there is a car park for players and a car park for the managers, coaches etc. Zlatan is allowed to park where the big wigs park, the rest has to use the parking lots for the plebs. Pastore is trying to rebel when he tries to get in the big wig car park and is denied by security.

Glad that this guy doesn't play at Barca anymore. He couldn't live with the culture here.

First world problems.

 

[messi_xavi_iniesta]

spoiled cunt

 

[Zincubus]

Come back Ibra . We love you !

 

[MoFroBo]

Envy you Ibra. At least I am man enough to admit I'd love to have his dominance in my blood

 

[messi_xavi_iniesta]

Zlatan IBRAHIMOVIC -- 59 apps, 50 goals, 20 assists (0.85 gpg)

*AC Milan: 26 apps, 19 goals, 7 assists (0.73 gpg)
- Serie A: 19 apps, 17 goals, 4 assists
- Champs Lge: 4 apps, 1 goal, 3 assists
- Coppa Italia: 3 apps, 1 goal, 0 assists

*Paris St-Germain: 22 apps, 20 goals, 9 assists (0.91 gpg)
- Ligue 1: 16 apps, 18 goals, 4 assists
- Champs Lge: 6 apps, 2 goals, 5 assists
- Coupe de la Lge: 1 app, 0 goals, 0 assists

*Sweden NT: 11 apps, 11 goals, 4 assists (1.00 gpg)
- Int. Friendly: 5 apps, 7 goals, 2 assists
- EURO 2012: 3 apps, 2 goals, 0 assists
- WC Qualifier: 3 apps, 2 goals, 2 assists

 

[Galning]

"To Zlatan" is an official Swedish word as of now. Zlatanera means to dominate something so jag zlatanerar means I dominate
In France the verb "zlataner" is also gaining popularity every day..


I don't even..

 

[Trillske]

Blame the French, they where the once who started using it.
Its just catching up late in Sweden.

I just love the fact that he scored the back heel 2004 against Italy and then went to Italy, scored the goal against Spain 2008 and went to Spain, scored the goal of the tournament 2012 against France and went to France.

If we want to see Ibra i England, we will have to wait until he scores against them in 2016. Unless 4 goals in a friendly counts as 1 goal in the Euros, should the last goal be spectaculair. It could work like that.

 

[Deco 20]

I've never heard anyone say "Zlatanera"...