1 - Marc-Andre ter Stegen

[Barcaman]

As long as our keeper is from Balkan country I think we will do well. They bring great mentality suited for the job siuuu

Poland is not Balkan.

 

[Horatio]

Poland is not Balkan.

I went to google before posting to make sure and they led me to believe it is. Now reading full text and yes was misled

 

[Horatio]

Great GKs from the Balkans? Hardly any in history. You guys are probably thirsting for a macho persona a la Dibu Martinez, but it doesn't work like that if you can't back it up with skills.

East European then. Sorry

 

[ajnotkeith]

I think the team is better this season with Flick. Also, really don't think Stegen was that great as to see a huge drop-off by having Pena instead.

Serghei's takes about Pena literally one month ago :

On the plus side, we made an important signing in Olmo, players back from injury, no Pena in goal to fuck it up, weaker Girona that lost its best players... We lost 6 points to Girona last year that should come back to us this season without many problems.

Speaking about depth, at least he isn't forced to play with keeper like Pena. These discussions can be endless. What one got, if one is more unlucky with injuries, on what positions and so on.

This guy's takes on every single player centre around his love boner for Xavi, it's truly incredible.

"No Pena in goal to fuck it up" "At least he isn't forced to play with keeper like Pena" (when arguing in favour of Xavi)

One month later, Stegen is injured...

"Not that big of a drop-off" "Stegen wasn't that great"




I wonder maybe if he was part of Xavi's backroom team or is a paid PR man or something, this is hilarious.

 

[TheStig]

He's gonna be back and continue the terror if we don't sign a keeper that he won't be able to bench. If this happens then this injury is a blessing in disguise for Barca but we have to get a good enough GK.

 

[MontenegrinCuler]

As long as our keeper is from Balkan country I think we will do well. They bring great mentality suited for the job siuuu

Allegri's terrorism surely ruined his Slavic mentality. Gotta expect him to hold the ball and waste time when we have an excellent chance to go on a counter.

But all should be fine after little Hansi healing from Serie A

 

[Andresito]

I went to google before posting to make sure and they led me to believe it is. Now reading full text and yes was misled

Wow

 

[malvolio]

Horatio lacking basic geography knowledge

 

[Horatio]

Horatio lacking basic geography knowledge

I actually made the same mistake before I think. And at that time you said the same thing.

Doesn’t have much to do with geography though.

 

[Messigician]

Welcome Szczesny to Fc Barcelona
@Devils

 

[malvolio]

I actually made the same mistake before I think. And at that time you said the same thing.

Doesn’t have much to do with geography though.

Aye, gastronomy is your forte. You love those polish sausages.

 

[El Gato]

East European then. Sorry

 

[Horatio]

Again just a lack of trivial knowledge. Could draw you a map from memory of close to the whole world with what country borders which

 

[Andresito]

Horatio taking L after L

not a good look

 

[El Gato]

Again just a lack of trivial knowledge. Could draw you a map from memory of close to the whole world with what country borders which

Tis alright bud
Balkan is Balkan
Eastern Europe is in Eastern Europe
Poland is in neither
Not a big deal innit

Considering the best GK award of UEFAs has a Yashin name on it we can let you off though