1 - Marc-Andre terrorist

M3ls

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One big-nosed guy from Madrid wins the Champions League for his shitty team, which almost always plays worse than the TOP teams in the playoffs of the Champions League, and our german shit hasn’t won a single match for us in the Champions League in so many years.
 

MontenegrinCuler

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He deadass said "I feel bad for Garcia" in post-match interview... As if he did nothing wrong here and it was all on Garcia. Didn't acknowledge a single of his many mistakes.

Replacing this guy should be the single most important objective for our club. It's not Lewa, it's not a LW, not a DM. We can do it with everything except this guy.

Not just that he's a terrible goalkeeper, way way below level of big 5 european leagues and especially UCL - but he's also a figure that keeps giving off panic and confusion all the time to his teammates.

And, as cherry on the top, he is the captain of this club. A person who is the exact opposite of a captain. Who is incapable of taking any responsibility and incapable of giving off any confidence on the pitch.
 

Sorin

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We should leave this bullshit that keepers should be able to play with their feet in the garbage. The GK should fucking stop shots, comand the box on crosses/corners and only after that comes the “playing from the back” shtick.

Stegen is an embarrassment on all fronts.
 

M3ls

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We should leave this bullshit that keepers should be able to play with their feet in the garbage. The GK should fucking stop shots, comand the box on crosses/corners and only after that comes the “playing from the back” shtick.

Stegen is an embarrassment on all fronts.
Don't go to extremes. A goalkeeper must be good with his feet, especially if he is a Barcelona goalkeeper.

But you shouldn't be a crap on a psychological level and you SHOULD NOT CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN THE BALL FLYS.
 

MontenegrinCuler

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Can this fucking clown just suffer a career ending injury?

Hope he fucking breaks every bone in both his legs.
Probably the only way this club would go for his replacement. Shameful to have him in this club. A career ending injury would indeed do good for everybody involved, for the club of course but him as well - he's just embarrassing himself at this point. Not even the money is worth this much fucking shame.
 

Sorin

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Don't go to extremes. A goalkeeper must be good with his feet, especially if he is a Barcelona goalkeeper.

But you shouldn't be a crap on a psychological level and you SHOULD NOT CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN THE BALL FLYS.
Someone below par with his feet but solid in all other aspects of being a keeper is always more valuable than whatever the German embarrassment serves up night in night out.
 

Don Juan Laporta Estruch

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The worst thing, the very worst thing, is that the mistake for the second goal will get overlooked, because of the plethora of other glaring mistakes he delivered out there.

But I'm telling you, no other goalkeeper in the world deliberately jumps out of the way of a shot which is struck STRAIGHT FUCKING AT HIM. No goalkeeper does that. Not Ipswich's goalkeeper or Elche's.

Why the fuck would you dive OUT OF THE WAY OF THE BALL. And he does this a hell of a lot. It's almost like he thinks he will just dive when the shot is struck and hope for the best.

And they said there were more pressing problems than replacing our goalkeeper.

:banghead::banghead::throw::throw:
 

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