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oleee oleeee ole oleeeee meeesiiiii meesiiiii
love those videos from the stands.
10 - Lionel Messi - v1
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oleee oleeee ole oleeeee meeesiiiii meesiiiii
love those videos from the stands.
BarcaVillain
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Xavi scores amazing freekick goal: barely 3 posts in his thread
Never heard of him.
CatalinR10
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Messi scores amazing freekick goal: 10 pages of analysis from 10 different angles, distance measurement, stats, interviews, YouTube videos etc.
Xavi scores amazing freekick goal: barely 3 posts in his thread
Messi > Xavi
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Why Heskey is better than Messi
Heskey has never missed a penalty, Messi has
Heskey has 61 caps for England, Messi has 0
Heskey has scored 7 goals for England, Messi has 0
Heskey has scored 100+ goals in the Premier League, Messi has never scored in it
Heskey’s feet are size 15, Messi’s are a tiny size 10
Emile’s shots go out for throw-ins, Messi’s don’t
Heskey’s bitch is sexier than Messi’s bitch
Heskey misses a lot because he doesn’t want to upset the goalkeepers feelings, Messi just scores all the time because he’s a twat
Heskey has played in more World Cups than Messi
Emile has played for more clubs than Messi, meaning he is more versatile
Heskey has been bought for bigger transfers fee than Messi ever has
Heskey quite clearly has a better haircut than Messi
Messi played shit in the Champions League Semi Final against Chelsea, Heskey didn’t
Heskey has never had a bad game in La Liga, Messi has
Heskey weighs much more than Messi, making him the better man
Heskey’s head is infinitely bigger than Messi’s
Messi is one ugly little shit, whereas Heskey even gives straight guys a boner
Heskey can play without Xavi and Iniesta
Heskey changes clubs regularly, as he wants to give everyone a chaUnce with his brilliance, Messi just stays at Barcelona
Heskey has better strength, heading accuracy and aggression on FIFA 12 (the only attributes that matter)
Heskey has played more times in the Euro’s than Messi
Messi has never made a girl orgasm, Heskey does by simply staring into a womens eyes
Heskey’s middle name is ‘William Ivanhoe’, which is far better and cooler than Messi’s middle name ‘Andrés’
Heskey has had shit managers such as Alex Mecleish and Steve Bruce, whereas Messi has had Pep Guardiola
Heskey can play at Centre Back, Messi can’t
Heskey has more pubic hairs than Messi has goals
Heskey hits his shots into row Z because he’s a nice guy and wants to interact with the supporters
Heskey has kids, Messi doesn’t because he can’t score off the pitch
Messi earns more than Heskey, meaning he is greedier and therefore a prick
Heskey has never missed a penalty, Messi has
Heskey has 61 caps for England, Messi has 0
Heskey has scored 7 goals for England, Messi has 0
Heskey has scored 100+ goals in the Premier League, Messi has never scored in it
Heskey’s feet are size 15, Messi’s are a tiny size 10
Emile’s shots go out for throw-ins, Messi’s don’t
Heskey’s bitch is sexier than Messi’s bitch
Heskey misses a lot because he doesn’t want to upset the goalkeepers feelings, Messi just scores all the time because he’s a twat
Heskey has played in more World Cups than Messi
Emile has played for more clubs than Messi, meaning he is more versatile
Heskey has been bought for bigger transfers fee than Messi ever has
Heskey quite clearly has a better haircut than Messi
Messi played shit in the Champions League Semi Final against Chelsea, Heskey didn’t
Heskey has never had a bad game in La Liga, Messi has
Heskey weighs much more than Messi, making him the better man
Heskey’s head is infinitely bigger than Messi’s
Messi is one ugly little shit, whereas Heskey even gives straight guys a boner
Heskey can play without Xavi and Iniesta
Heskey changes clubs regularly, as he wants to give everyone a chaUnce with his brilliance, Messi just stays at Barcelona
Heskey has better strength, heading accuracy and aggression on FIFA 12 (the only attributes that matter)
Heskey has played more times in the Euro’s than Messi
Messi has never made a girl orgasm, Heskey does by simply staring into a womens eyes
Heskey’s middle name is ‘William Ivanhoe’, which is far better and cooler than Messi’s middle name ‘Andrés’
Heskey has had shit managers such as Alex Mecleish and Steve Bruce, whereas Messi has had Pep Guardiola
Heskey can play at Centre Back, Messi can’t
Heskey has more pubic hairs than Messi has goals
Heskey hits his shots into row Z because he’s a nice guy and wants to interact with the supporters
Heskey has kids, Messi doesn’t because he can’t score off the pitch
Messi earns more than Heskey, meaning he is greedier and therefore a prick
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You're not even a real journalism
haha Brilliant.
CatalinR10
Senior Member
Wayne Rooney (Man United): "Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo? Messi. He does things... In my eyes, Messi is the best ever." [facebook rooney]
Rooney (Man United): "What makes Messi better than Ronaldo? The way he plays the game, the goals he scores... It just looks spectacular."
Rooney (Man United): "What makes Messi better than Ronaldo? The way he plays the game, the goals he scores... It just looks spectacular."
Yannick03
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Wayne Rooney (Man United): "Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo? Messi. He does things... In my eyes, Messi is the best ever." [facebook rooney]
Rooney (Man United): "What makes Messi better than Ronaldo? The way he plays the game, the goals he scores... It just looks spectacular."
It is official now. Ronaldo will never go back to Man Utd as long as Rooney plays there
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It is official now. Ronaldo will never go back to Man Utd as long as Rooney plays there
Wayne Rooney (Man United): "Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo? Messi. He does things... In my eyes, Messi is the best ever." [facebook rooney]
Rooney (Man United): "What makes Messi better than Ronaldo? The way he plays the game, the goals he scores... It just looks spectacular."
BarcaGirl
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When Messi and Argentina arrived in Perú, fans chanted “Cristiaaano Cristiaaano” and shouted insults towards him [olé]
ROFL!!!!!! This is so silly. Messi doesn’t care if the fans chant Ronaldo. Ronaldo has been in Messi’s shadow for years not the other way around, why would Messi care? People are so dumb. Hope he gets a hat-trick tomorrow, just piss the peruvian fans off.
ROFL!!!!!! This is so silly. Messi doesn’t care if the fans chant Ronaldo. Ronaldo has been in Messi’s shadow for years not the other way around, why would Messi care? People are so dumb. Hope he gets a hat-trick tomorrow, just piss the peruvian fans off.
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