10 - Lionel Messi - v3

[Icarium]

Messi is Madrid's nightmare. I expect him to score at least one goal in clasico.

 

[BarcaGirl]

Neymar, Di Maria, and Bacca have been nominated for best South American player for La Liga 2013/2014

No Messi again?!? lol okay

 

[DonAK]

For some reason he is not even nominated for the LFP Best South American award. Was excluding him the criteria of nominations :eusa_think:

 

[BarcaGirl]

The bias against Messi is getting more retarded with each passing day.

First Vela and now Bacca?! this is some hilarious shit right there

 

[Frodo_FCB]

He will give his answer on the pitch as always.

 

[CatalinR10]

The fuck ? What a bunch of fuckers.

 

[messi2140]

Neymar, Di Maria, and Bacca have been nominated for best South American player for La Liga 2013/2014

No Messi again?!? lol okay

 

[ManusXavi]

It's just like when I was 7.
"No Johnny lets let other players have it this time"

 

[spark]

Neymar, Di Maria, and Bacca have been nominated for best South American player for La Liga 2013/2014

No Messi again?!? lol okay

Seems like they hate Alexis too.

 

[abual3bed1]

Hopefully those are the idiotic things that would fire Messi up to the top again. He's on the right track.

 

[serghei]

Neymar, Di Maria, and Bacca have been nominated for best South American player for La Liga 2013/2014

No Messi again?!? lol okay

Perfectly explanable. Those awards are for humans only. He can't be nominated since he is not human. He is like a thoroughbred among ponies.

 

[Sumlit]

Here are the latest "very very true and nothing but the truth so help me God" stories from Marca:

"Messi the Dictator refuses to train, or actually even walk anymore, and is ordering his teammates to carry him around like an Egyptian Pharaoh" "One can witness the despair and sadness in the player's eyes as Messi tortures and humiliates them like slaves"

"Messi the Dicator, jealous and threatened by Neymar's success, is ordering his teammates to tear apart Neymar, limb from limb" "One can see Neymar's terror as he is about to die, and other players resignation at being forced to kill in the name of the Evil Dictator Messi"

 

[Ursegor]

Holy chit, someone call 911, is Nerman okay?!

 

[Sumlit]

Holy Shit!!!!! This is fucking GOLD!!!!!!!!

Watch. La Sexta/Chiringuito, promo video for El Clasico in which they spoof Ironman. Notice RM are the good guys, CR7 is the Hero Tony Stark and....... Messi is the villain, The Mandarin. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[ManusXavi]

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Awesome, I'm gona use this one as my desktop background photo