11 - Ousmane Dembélé - V1

[CatalinR10]

Look at the top forwards in the world.

Neymar, Kane, Salah, Griezmann, etc.

None is muscular.

true , but they also don't look like Sugma patients

 

[BarcaMessi]

Are you kidding me

How about no

 

[BarcaMessi]

true , but they also don't look like Sugma patients

Finishing, final touch and defensive effort aside, Dembele can probably out run most of them.

 

[vlad]

Dembele reminds me on this guy, Grga Pitic, from a movie "black cat, white cat"

 

[Andrew M]

Come to Dembele thread: Dembele too thin

Come to Suarez thread: Suarez too fat

 

[clemente]

How about no

So Shakiri and Hazard are also weak right? Salah you can see outmusle players like Huth, Kane had a statisctic that he is the heaviest player in WC, so surely you are taking a piss with that list. Dembele obviously isn't strong and needs to add some musle, its no secret to anyone, I don't know what are you trying to debunk here.

 

[FCBfan22]

So Shakiri and Hazard are also weak right? Salah you can see outmusle players like Huth, Kane had a statisctic that he is the heaviest player in WC, so surely you are taking a piss with that list. Dembele obviously isn't strong and needs to add some musle, its no secret to anyone, I don't know what are you trying to debunk here.

Comparing Shaqiri and Dembele as a players is just dumb. While Shaqiri is physicaly stronger, he has no other atributes on Dembele. Yes, Dembele needs to bulk up and develop the understanding of the game a bit more, but Shaqiri is one of the dumbest players I have seen. Dembele with a proper diet will bulk up.

I hate how this forum is drawing conclusions before the season even started.

Shaqiri is pronounced Shachiri BTW.

 

[BarcaMessi]

Lukaku is bulky. He can only run in a straight line without sudden stops.

 

[Joan]

true , but they also don't look like Sugma patients

What's Sugma!?!?!

 

[henias]

true , but they also don't look like Sugma patients

What's Sugma?

If I'm not wrong, they got infected with Sugondeez

 

[clemente]

Comparing Shaqiri and Dembele as a players is just dumb. While Shaqiri is physicaly stronger, he has no other atributes on Dembele. Yes, Dembele needs to bulk up and develop the understanding of the game a bit more, but Shaqiri is one of the dumbest players I have seen. Dembele with a proper diet will bulk up.

I hate how this forum is drawing conclusions before the season even started.

Shaqiri is pronounced Shachiri BTW.

What? I don't give a fuck about Shakiri, I put him here because apparently all small players are supposed to be weak, nobody is comparing anyone to him.

 

[God Serena]

What's Sugma!?!?!

What's Sugma?

If I'm not wrong, they got infected with Sugondeez

It's an advanced form of a terrible disease that primarily afflicts Fortnite streamers. One of the most popular Fortnite streamers (Ninja), already died from it...

 

[CatalinR10]

What's Sugma!?!?!

Sugma Balls

 

[JamDav1982]

Sugma Balls

And here endeth the longest winded shite joke of recent times.

 

[CatalinR10]

And here endeth the longest winded shite joke of recent times.

stop being such a grandpa all the time