23 - Jules Kounde

[Andresito]

Chelsea should be desperate for a guy like this while playing a back three consisting of likes of Koulibaly and Silva.

 

[DonAK]

Imagine having two quick and agile CBs in Araujo and Kounde. When is the last time we had something like it?

 

[Sooke]

I live in Paris, yeah.

Can you also elaborate on how "all French African players are injury prone"? All of them? And what are we talking about exactly, French players from African descent? Players born in Africa but raised in France? Which Africa exactly? Does it affect only some countries, or the whole continent? What's your source on that, besides "Umtiti and Dembele are often injured so I'm pretty sure I can make a generality out of it"?

I'll be nicer actually, cause I don't really know you, so I can' t be sure you're a complete moron. Maybe you just had a very moronic take.

Mate, I am not here to educate you. There are schools for that and also Internet. You can do some research and see what I am talking about. It's not just Umtiti and Dembele that are constantly injured. And yes, I am talking about French football players from African descent. They are also known as Afro-French. Many World class physicians have talked about this raising problem. The player himself may have been born in France, but he is from Cameroonian, Senegalian, Congoanian, Malian, Beninian e.t.c. descent. They have luck of nutrition in their roots, that is why their bone and muscle system is so weak. Most of the African players in Europe have that same problem, but the Afro-French are at the top of the list. I hope you did understand now.

 

[Bulgroz]

Ah, nvm, please refer to my first answer then.

EDIT: actually, I'll bite. Please, point me to all of those physician superstars who pointed out how eating camembert and foie gras when you're 10 leads to torn ACL's.

 

[Messi983]

If Chelsea hijacks him we are doomed. There is literally no one left on the market. Consequently, our "atomic attack" won't mean shit with the defense we currently have. Alemany please move fast and close him ASAP!

There are still other quality CBs on the market. I think we'll get Jules though.

 

[Joan]

Latest on Kounde is that Chelsea are back in the race after losing on MdL, plenty of sources report that. They plan to offer less than 65m.

Romero says Xavi spoke to Kounde and that the player prefers Barca. There have been some reports about us agreeing personal terms with him. Hope that's right.

 

[Raketa10]

We probably can't sign more players before we activate the second economic lever.

 

[Catta]

Should have been the priority. Raphinha and especially Lewa would have waited. Now Chelsea is back in the mix, it could get complicated.

 

[Birdy]

Yes, we can't afford to lose him to Chelsea

It will make the window bitter sweet.

 

[Porque]

Relax.

"Pique is feeling better than ever and feels his chronic hip issue has improved since removing the weight of Shakira from on top of him. He said the hips don't lie" [Masala]

 

[Temptation]

Relax.

"Pique is feeling better than ever and feels his chronic hip issue has improved since removing the weight of Mavericky from on top of him. He said the hips don't lie" [Masala]

You're welcome.

 

[Porque]

You're welcome.

Now you just reminded me of the opening scene in the Boys season 3.

Thanks.

 

[Luftstalag14]

Mate, I am not here to educate you. There are schools for that and also Internet. You can do some research and see what I am talking about. It's not just Umtiti and Dembele that are constantly injured. And yes, I am talking about French football players from African descent. They are also known as Afro-French. Many World class physicians have talked about this raising problem. The player himself may have been born in France, but he is from Cameroonian, Senegalian, Congoanian, Malian, Beninian e.t.c. descent. They have luck of nutrition in their roots, that is why their bone and muscle system is so weak. Most of the African players in Europe have that same problem, but the Afro-French are at the top of the list. I hope you did understand now.

What the heck does that even mean? Players of African descent have weak bones, even if they were born and raised in France and Europe, because their parents or their grandparents or their great great great grandparents came from Africa? Poor nutrition because they were from Africa, whether it was 50 years ago or 300 years ago? It is in their genes you mean?

What a load of BS.

 

[Joan]

I must say I haven't seen such creative arguments against a player in a long time. Some hate him for being French, some hate him for his weak African bones. Splendid.

 

[Porque]

Players with Afro's have never really performed for Barca.