9 - Robert Lewandowski

[TemporaryFan]

I don't think he's Pele or bald Ronaldo
I think he is a guy who made my football kibitzing experience more exciting for the last 15 years. I could watch Liverpool vs Man City and appreciate, sure, but it's always more exciting when you have your dog in the fight...Or a nephew...

 

[ForzaBarca]

You've referenced games against Chelsea. Despite his 'longevity' that is a very short list that you could muster.

I won't debase myself by acknowledging the personal attacks.

Man, because I'm going to stop believing that you applied to MENSA. You're getting lost in what you write, so I'll quote your words again!

"Name one amazing game Lewy has had in the CL other than the multi-goal game against Real Madrid at Dortmund? I will wait."

 

[Maradona37]

What?

What does it mean he's a liability and will prove so over the next two months?

Poor performances in general play, missing sitters. Features of many of his game so far this season/

He scores goals but he has always been a goalscorer. It's the rest of his game that's drastically regressed.

 

[Windhook]

I remember when he joined Chicago Fire. I saw him at Soldier's Field stadium. The other good one was Mlechkov. I think he went to BVB...and won CL(?) but Bulgaria hasn't shown too much since 1994 at NT level.

None since Berbatov at Man Utd and Martin Petrov at City/Bolton. Stiliyan Petrov at Celtic/Aston Villa as well.

I have some hopes on Iliya Gruev at Leeds, the Frenkie De Jong type of player. But that's about it on Bulgarian football. Overall it's a tragedy.

 

[Maradona37]

Man, because I'm going to stop believing that you applied to MENSA. You're getting lost in what you write, so I'll quote your words again!

"Name one amazing game Lewy has had in the CL other than the multi-goal game against Real Madrid at Dortmund? I will wait."

I definitely did, not that I have to prove myself to a celebrity worshipper who supports a thousand clubs.

Obviously you are the thicko here as you take everything I write literally.

If he was as great as you are insinuating the list would be a lot longer.

 

[Maradona37]

@ForzaBarca @Temptation

Tell me this, do you two outcasts realise that lewy would despise you for being such grovelling, bootlicking, stalking weirdos, if he ever met you?

yet you still continue to salivate over a fellow human being. It's virgin behaviour.

 

[ForzaBarca]

I definitely did, not that I have to prove myself to a celebrity worshipper who supports a thousand clubs.

Obviously you are the thicko here as you take everything I write literally.

If he was as great as you are insinuating the list would be a lot longer.

And it's longer - should I list all of his 103 goals? They didn't come out of nowhere. The fastest hat trick in the Champions League? Well, guess!

 

[te amo barca]

@ForzaBarca @Temptation

Tell me this, do you two outcasts realise that lewy would despise you for being such grovelling, bootlicking, stalking weirdos, if he ever met you?

yet you still continue to salivate over a fellow human being. It's virgin behaviour.

You have such a fragile ego you can't bear being insulted on an internet forum while going around and calling people clowns for holding different opinions on a sports game go outside and touch some grass. But don't forget to not stalk any girls young enough to be your daughter.

 

[Maradona37]

And it's longer - should I list all of his 103 goals? They didn't come out of nowhere. The fastest hat trick in the Champions League? Well, guess!

Yeah, mostly against cannon fodder in meaningless games.

Nobody gives a fuck about 'fastest hat-trick' - you don't win prizes based on how quickly you score goals. It is fucking meaningless.

What actually means everything is that for all his 'goals' he's won the competition once, and that was in the COVID season. Other than that he failed a lot.

 

[Joan]

Poor performances in general play, missing sitters. Features of many of his game so far this season/

He scores goals but he has always been a goalscorer. It's the rest of his game that's drastically regressed.

We're already seeing all of it week in week out (even though his off the ball contributions are underrated), yet he's scored 12 in 2025 thus far. In LaLiga, Mbappe has missed as many big chances as Lewa, etc.

I still don't know what there's to be seen that's not already public knowledge.

 

[Maradona37]

You have such a fragile ego you can't bear being insulted on an internet forum while going around and calling people clowns for holding different opinions on a sports game go outside and touch some grass. But don't forget to not stalk any girls young enough to be your daughter.

Nah it's definitely weird fucking parasocial behaviour. Nothing to do with opinions and everything to do with stalking celebrities.

I don't stalk that girl. But even if I did at least I have actually met her and interacted with her. Unlike Tempt and Forza with Lewy. He doesn't know of their pitiful existences.

Now stop following me around and sticking your big beak into stuff that doesn't concern you, you fucking idiot.

 

[Maradona37]

We're already seeing all of it week in week out (even though his off the ball contributions are underrated), yet he's scored 12 in 2025 thus far. In LaLiga, Mbappe has missed as many big chances as Lewa, etc.

I still don't know what there's to be seen that's not already public knowledge.

Your problem is you cannot see beyond his goals.

He will get fewer moments in bigger games later in the season. He will have to take them. Let's see if he does.

 

[Joan]

Your problem is you cannot see beyond his goals.

He will get fewer moments in bigger games later in the season. He will have to take them. Let's see if he does.

I most certainly can.

My problem is having realistic expectations.

 

[Maradona37]

I most certainly can.

My problem is having realistic expectations.

Like I say, let's wait and see.

It would be far from the first time I was proved right on football. I back my track record.

 

[Joan]

Like I say, let's wait and see.

It would be far from the first time I was proved right on football. I back my track record.

You haven't made a prediction.