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[Horatio]

For his age he is still a beast but yeah he has become too slow over the years, should have retired after WC, legend though 👏🔥

I meant Euro btw in my post. I accidentally wrote WC

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

I meant Euro btw in my post. I accidentally wrote WC

ah ok that makes sense

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Cristiano Siunaldo is back with a goal! Another big-goal in a semi-final, next stop: trophy! Enjoy it lads

 

[Haraldinho]

Al Tawoon. Lookalike a small planet on Star Wars saga.

 

[Maradona37]

Saudi stat-padder.

 

[ajnotkeith]

Found KL's new Redcafe account guys!


Very entertaining post though and I assume that the forum establishment would love it. Enjoy. 🍿

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Both look like 25 🔥🔥💯

 

[Horatio]

plastic fantastic

 

[Rassvet]

Serial killer face

Serial killer of big CL teams

 

[Maradona37]

Except in finals . And lol, a lot of those goals were stat-padding if you go back and add context.

Poor in 2009, 2014, 2016, 2018 finals.

And let's not even talk about his international knockout record. Interesting you didn't mention that, Rassvet.

But I know you're just trolling for the laughs.

 

[Maradona37]

Both look like 25 🔥🔥💯


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He looks awful and he definitely doesn't look as young as 25. Too many wrinkles.

He really is one of those guys that straight men project their fantasies onto women with. You wouldn't believe how many women offline and on I have talked to who say men get angry with them when they say Ronaldo is unattractive

He's very much a 'male gaze' example of what women find attractive. Most women are repulsed by him tbh, goofy face and personality.

As for the bird - she looks good but she paid for that face and body. Check her out years ago before she met him. Average on a good day.

Very plastic.

 

[Rassvet]

Except in finals . And lol, a lot of those goals were stat-padding if you go back and add context.

Poor in 2009, 2014, 2016, 2018 finals.

And let's not even talk about his international knockout record. Interesting you didn't mention tgat, Rassvet.

But I know you're just trolling for the laughs.

nah they weren't stat padding but just pretend I agreed or you'll fill up the next 100 pages of this thread ranting

 

[Maradona37]

nah they weren't stat padding but just pretend I agreed or you'll fill up the next 100 pages of this thread ranting

True stuff. Plenty were meaningful goals, but plenty were goals that didn't affect the game - look at most of his goals in the 2014 knockout stage for example. He generally scored when ties were already over. Including the semi-finals and final.

And even when he did score important goals (eg his great run in 2017 knockout stage), he generally played the width of the box and relied on team-mates setting him up.

But, either way, you agreed with me on not idolising wasters like footballers, yet here you are desperate to talk this guy up - the biggest example of celebrity worship in the game.

Good stuff mate, would read again.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Except in finals . And lol, a lot of those goals were stat-padding if you go back and add context.

Poor in 2009, 2014, 2016, 2018 finals.

And let's not even talk about his international knockout record. Interesting you didn't mention that, Rassvet.

But I know you're just trolling for the laughs.

Dude you cant statpadding when you score 41 goals since quarterfinal

ofc there will be also goals there which were not important but thats normal if you score so much

 

[Maradona37]

Sorry lads - Ronaldo is definitely as attractive to women as Henry Cavill, Chris Evans, Jensen Ackles, Brad Pitt etc. Women definitely aren't creeped out by the serial killer looking rapist prick.

Peace