Trying to figure out C. Ronaldo is like trying to figure out what makes a 15 year old teenage girl tick.
- Both have posters of "hot guys" in their rooms. 15 year old girls have Beiber, Beckham, Timberlake and Williams. C. Ronaldo has C. Ronaldo.
- Both throw hissy fits when they can't get what they want. 15 year old girls whine when they're told they can't go out if they wear too much make-up. C. Ronaldo whines when Irina tells him he can't go out if he wears more make-up than she does.
- Both spend hours on the phone. 15 year old girls discuss the naughty messages left in the yearbook. C. Ronaldo discusses with his agent whose turn it is to have hot candle wax smeared all over his nipples.