Daniel Alves

[Trillske]

This is probably the player I like the least, in the whole world of fotball.
Probably ever.
Had to get that of my chest.

They should just give him a lifetime a achievement award for diving, whining and disrespecting the game already, maybe he would stop trying so hard to get one.

I wasnt overly happy with Barcelona for some parts of CL this year, but this guy alone has atleast over 50% of the blame for that.

Im not forcing my opinion on anyone though, I realize not everyone feels this way concidering he is not chased out of the team.

 

[LaMessiah]

With Alves, his positive contributions far outweigh his pension for shenanigans

 

[gingerless]

 

[Trillske]

I have bias when it comes to players that totaly ignore fair play in fotball, yes. Your image is right.


There is something else that bothers me about Alves as well though... he has no neck. There is nothing that connects his head to his body. It creepes me out.


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[yeswecan]

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[Metaphysical]

some great defensive work today, but his distribution was pretty sketchy.

still, only his second game of pre-season (and his first for us), so he'll do better.

 

[Barcaman]

Yeah, sometimes he looks as if he needs to pull his head out of his arse. He should have made it more simple with the passing but Alexis operating on his side was news for him so that didn't help either.

 

[mitkoa7x]

I've never seen him so good in defence!

 

[Metaphysical]

I've never seen him so good in defence!

but so bad with the ball.

after the roasting he got vs. Paraguay he's obviously determined to work on the defensive side of his game to secure his spot for Brazil.

thanks, Estegarribia!

 

[mitkoa7x]

he was terrible in attack and passing but he was briliant vs Cristina

 

[soarq]

My God, physically he was so out of shape... I've never seen him like that. Actually, it seemd like he just returned from big party in Ibiza to play a football game.

 

[Galning]

It didn't only seem like it, it was most probably the case.

 

[Genossa]

Anybody felt like whenever he tackled Ronaldo, he would always try to kick him with his trailing leg, really don't care since its Ronaldo, but what do you guys think of it, is it just his tackling form, or is it malicious, does he do it against other players?

 

[mitkoa7x]

Anybody felt like whenever he tackled Ronaldo, he would always try to kick him with his trailing leg, really don't care since its Ronaldo, but what do you guys think of it, is it just his tackling form, or is it malicious, does he do it against other players?

He does it only against CR7 and we all know how she/he has a way of brining out the bad in you...

 

[CesDel]

Apparently real madrid supporters were making monkey noise towards alves
[video]watch?v=O5_4Y-f6wSU[/video]

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I wonder why Marca/As have reported nothing about this