Daniel Alves

[mixer]

 

[mitkoa7x]

Dani basking in the swagger.

 

[Agri]

Aawwwwww he's a hipster!

 

[mixer]

Alves became yesterday the youngest foreign player ever (28y 300d) to reach 300 Liga games.

 

[ammarfcb]

Dat Duo

 

[mitkoa7x]

For me he played a MOTM game at his 200th anniversary

 

[ZenI]

Dat Duo

Just wow, TELEPATHIC!!!

 

[ammarfcb]

Surprise Buttsex

 

[mitkoa7x]

Surprise Buttsex

KSI will be all over that pic

 

[oz187]

Some of his link up play is just so amazing.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Conversation at a random NYC bar with some ladies:

"Hi nice to meet you... my name's Dani Alves this is my friend Thiago Alcantara."
"Oh is that portuguese or something?"
"Close. Brazilian, haha."
"So what do you guys do?"
"Oh um, we're professional footballers."
"Football like Patriots, Jets?
"No, like soccer football, haha...
"Oh that's cool, like Cristiano Ronaldo - he is soooo hot! And that little Argentinian guy Lionel Messi he's supposed to be the best in the word right? So, do you guys know know him???
"..."

 

[mitkoa7x]

Conversation at a random NYC bar with some ladies:

"Hi nice to meet you... my name's Dani Alves this is my friend Thiago Alcantara."
"Oh is that portuguese or something?"
"Close. Brazilian, haha."
"So what do you guys do?"
"Oh um, we're professional footballers."
"Football like Patriots, Jets?
"No, like soccer football, haha...
"Oh that's cool, like Cristiano Ronaldo - he is soooo hot! And that little Argentinian guy Lionel Messi he's supposed to be the best in the word right? So, do you guys know know him???
"..."

*a massacre ensues*

 

[e28makaveli]

One of my favourite players.

 

[Sepuldinho]

Surprise Buttsex

 

[gingerless]

hahahaha at the end there with cuenca, that is borderline self molestation