Daniel Alves

[DonAK]

Once again you have proven you are a big time jabroni.
2009 statistics or should I say made up statistics focusing on players who played in the league for 1-2 years or even less.

Lil bro talking tough shit online knowing full well if he stepped up to me IRL i would give him a public spanking.
Do better young padawan.

The only one getting a spanking here is probably you because your momma hates having a bitchmade kid still stuck in her basement still.
No wonder this kid tries to act like a "man" online whilst he cries and throws a tantrum like a clown.
Must suck having no friends, a deadbeat dad and your momma hating a beta cuck son

Tell your momma to send me a DM since her bitchmade son is good for nothing. Might set up something with Cata and send her to Romania for some work to earn a living. Just don't ask what though.

 

[iniestaGOAT]

The only one getting a spanking here is probably you because your momma hates having a bitchmade kid still stuck in her basement still.
No wonder this kid tries to act like a "man" online whilst he cries and throws a tantrum like a clown.
Must suck having no friends, a deadbeat dad and your momma hating a beta cuck son

Tell your momma to send me a DM since her bitchmade son is good for nothing. Might set up something with Cata and send her to Romania for some work to earn a living. Just don't ask what though.

What a reponse from the cringelord.
This is when I stop responding to the troll.

 

[Temptation]

Tell your momma to send me a DM since her bitchmade son is good for nothing. Might set up something with Cata and send her to Romania for some work to earn a living. Just don't ask what though.

Doubt 5 Euros would help them much but ok.....

 

[Jaguar]

Dani Alves training at Barças training facilities

Have also noticed he is on the legendary list on their website. Did they take him off then put him back on it after release from prison?? Either way I still respect him a lot.

 

[MonteCuler]

As a footballer, Dani was one of the best full backs ever and heavily contributed to our success

As a human being, he was probably shit like a shiton of footballers and football legends that nobody hesitates to call like that (as it should be)

So for me he is a legend and I hope the club has changed its stance on this as well

 

[Messigician]

Barca fans watching him train

 

[Horatio]

Barca fans watching him train

You know ball

 

[El Flaco]

Dani Alves acquitted of sexual assault | The Court of Justice of Catalonia made this decision after Alves was sentenced to 4 1/2 years in prison

Dani Alves, absuelto del delito de agresión sexual por el que fue condenado a cuatro años y medio de prisión

El Tribunal de Justicia de Catalunya ha absuelto a Dani Alves del delito de agresión sexual por el que, el año pasado, fue condenado a cuatro años y medio de cárcel.

www.mundodeportivo.com

Breakdown:

The Court of Justice of Catalonia, the upper instance to which the defence appealed after Alves was sentenced, decided to acquit Dani Alves of sexual assault on the basis that the sentencing court took only into account the victim's relate and didn't take into account the defence ones.

This new sentence was taken by unanimity by the tribunal in the Court of Justice, consisting of two men and two women.

It can now be elevated to the Supreme Court of Spain.

 

[TheStig]

Bring him back!

 

[jamrock]

He can coach balde

 

[MonteCuler]

So many clowns want to erase this legend from history books of football

It was never going to work but now especially

 

[serghei]

Erase him how? He's always gonna be one of the best fullbacks of all time.

 

[serghei]

Dani Alves acquitted of sexual assault | The Court of Justice of Catalonia made this decision after Alves was sentenced to 4 1/2 years in prison

Dani Alves, absuelto del delito de agresión sexual por el que fue condenado a cuatro años y medio de prisión

El Tribunal de Justicia de Catalunya ha absuelto a Dani Alves del delito de agresión sexual por el que, el año pasado, fue condenado a cuatro años y medio de cárcel.

www.mundodeportivo.com

Breakdown:

The Court of Justice of Catalonia, the upper instance to which the defence appealed after Alves was sentenced, decided to acquit Dani Alves of sexual assault on the basis that the sentencing court took only into account the victim's relate and didn't take into account the defence ones.

This new sentence was taken by unanimity by the tribunal in the Court of Justice, consisting of two men and two women.

It can now be elevated to the Supreme Court of Spain.

I thought the case was open and shut based on how the media presented it. Sounds like it was far from clear. You never know in these situations involving celebrities.

 

[Barcaman]

Dani Alves acquitted of sexual assault | The Court of Justice of Catalonia made this decision after Alves was sentenced to 4 1/2 years in prison

Dani Alves, absuelto del delito de agresión sexual por el que fue condenado a cuatro años y medio de prisión

El Tribunal de Justicia de Catalunya ha absuelto a Dani Alves del delito de agresión sexual por el que, el año pasado, fue condenado a cuatro años y medio de cárcel.

www.mundodeportivo.com

Breakdown:

The Court of Justice of Catalonia, the upper instance to which the defence appealed after Alves was sentenced, decided to acquit Dani Alves of sexual assault on the basis that the sentencing court took only into account the victim's relate and didn't take into account the defence ones.

This new sentence was taken by unanimity by the tribunal in the Court of Justice, consisting of two men and two women.

It can now be elevated to the Supreme Court of Spain.

Great news! Glad to see you posting agin too

 

[RedxMAK]

Did Pep Guardiola actually want Dani Alves sold or is it just rumours