Erling Haaland

[FinBarcelonafan]

Birdy W turning into a L

 

[malvolio]

The Norwegian Inzaghi

 

[Morten]

The Norwegian Inzaghi

Mario Gomez 3.0

 

[malvolio]

Mario Gomez 3.0

Discount Tore Andre Flo

 

[Horatio]

To be fair Man City's midfield ain't up to snuff. And Cancelo was bad a while and now they're playing a kid in his stead.

 

[iniestaGOAT]

To be fair Man City's midfield ain't up to snuff. And Cancelo was bad a while and now they're playing a kid in his stead.

City is finished team everyone knows that

Old and washed up

 

[Horatio]

City is finished team everyone knows that

Old and washed up

Would be good for Arsenal and Man U. Siu.

 

[snowy]

with his huge frame, would be better if he stayed in the centre of d box (like Zlatan did so well) vs drifting away from incoming crosses towards the far post

as the target man, he could easily outpower, outmanure any defender and get to the ball first

when he moves to the far post, the ball needs get passed like 2 defenders b4 he gets a chance at goal

unless, he's doing so on pepsi's instructions

 

[utility73]

4 - Erling Haaland has scored his fourth Premier League hat-trick in just his 19th appearance, breaking Ruud van Nistelrooy's record (fourth hat-trick in 65th app).

19 - Erling Haaland
65 - Ruud van Nistelrooy
81 - Luis Suarez
86 - Alan Shearer
89 - Robbie Fowler

https://twitter.com/optajoe/status/1617180911899926530

 

[Zidane82]

The longest goal drought he has had throughout his whole career is TWO games !

 

[Barcilliant]

Insane number nine. Just keeps scoring.

 

[iniestaGOAT]

All these goals just to end up with no PL and no Ucl

Must be the first time in history

 

[Blackened]

His overall game is so mediocre. A header, a penalty and a tap-in from a fuck-up. We shall see in the following months if he scores against CL opposition. His only real big-game performance so far has been against PSG while at Dortmund.

 

[Respekt_III]

Like he hasn't played in the champions league and scored for an inferior team already... Seriously some of you cunts are fucking whack.

 

[iniestaGOAT]

Like he hasn't played in the champions league and scored for an inferior team already... Seriously some of you cunts are fucking whack.

Stat padded against bum teams in ucl like he's doing now

Lil bro calm yourself