Erling Haaland

[FinBarcelonafan]

This Jotnar's stipend will skyrocket outta da stratosphere. Sign him while we can

The goal: https://twitter.com/BenjaHajji/status/1303060900446957568

The Jotnar

Look at that hair. Ronaldo 2.0. Madrid bound.

 

[Sterlingfan2000]

Why the fk he is so fast
?

 

[serghei]

What a goal.

 

[snowy]

Not just his speed, did you see his high wire balancing act on the bilboard/

His 2nd finishing was wows too

Norway could win it

noooooooo! Fin pls don't say dat. Let's replace Abidal with Dark Angel Marina from Chelsea and she'll work her magic.

 

[wisconsincule]

Go all in for this guy. We need goals. He scores goals.

 

[snowy]

srsly this dude has magic feet. Can't believe some doubt his technical ability.

Some of the goals he scores have GoW Spartan/God level max difficulty.

The power and curve he can generate on that 2nd goal with minimal swing is dope!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKCqzSYjJ-w

 

[jairzinho]

Go all in for this guy. We need goals. He scores goals.

Doubt we could afford him and he is worth more than Lautaro.

Realistic options right now are: Jesus, Jiminez, Maxi Gomez

 

[fergus90]

Would love it if Barca dropped the Martinez fetish and go for this guy. Absolute goal machine.

 

[mc_lovin]

srsly this dude has magic feet. Can't believe some doubt his technical ability.

I dont have a problem with his technical ability, but with his mobility/quickness/clumsiness. Same as Ibrahimovic for example. Haaland has a very particular way of getting his goals, running like a tank into space, but I have no idea how that translates to a more dominant team.

I would still like him here, but I am yet to be 100% convinced.

 

[snowy]

I get the running like a Pixar Animation/Friendly Giant/Tank thing mc but actually his touch and ball control is pretty silky. Ibra, one of my all time favs has got it as well actually (in his younger days, he was even more cat-like than Haal in terms of flexibility errr sorry Ibra I meant Lion-like

check this out from the Z man - - > https://twitter.com/BallTekkers/status/1301696095865769985

This clumsiness thing is just visual. Mobility wise, they both seem to have impressive acceleration and top speed, and I'm not saying just for their size but all round top tier. I don't have the stats but from eye test and memory

Hope Ibra kicks ass and turn up the heat at AirCon Milan this siz https://twitter.com/FOXSoccer/status/1300510713434181633 hehe

 

[M3ls]

Oh, that speed, balance and control.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nad09Fb19zs

 

[El Guaje]

Doubt we could afford him and he is worth more than Lautaro.

Realistic options right now are: Jesus, Jiminez, Maxi Gomez

Bruh he has a buyout clause worth like 70m so he will probably cost even less tjan Lautaro.
70m is VERY good for a player like him and we should be able to afford it next summer.

 

[snowy]

Oh, that speed, balance and control.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nad09Fb19zs

lol don't what got me most. Muller's voice or ur pussy post u trollin right?


Haal just beat Ali Bab, going sideways, controlling the ball and unaware of speedy phonz

I'll take this opp to post this one as well

big gun rule

 

[jairzinho]

Bruh he has a buyout clause worth like 70m so he will probably cost even less tjan Lautaro.
70m is VERY good for a player like him and we should be able to afford it next summer.

Had to double check that. Holy Shit!

 

[jairzinho]

Winter signing Erling Haaland (photo) has a release clause in his Borussia Dortmund contract, which can be triggered from 2022 onwards, according to German magazine Sport Bild.


Haaland has an agreement in his contract allowing him to leave the Signal Iduna Park for €75m, but Standard Sport understands that clause will not kick in until 2022.