Metaphysical
Bomb Dropper
What if we sold Pique to make room for Phil Jones?
hey come on now, I love Jupiter King of the Gods as much as the next worthless mortal but I've had a mancrush on Piqué since Jonesy was just a young teen (tho he was probably still 6'2 and built like a tank).
no one can replace Piquenbauer.
Not that Pique cares what Shakira wants.
But he is totally gay for Ibra.
it's the Romeu & Juliet of modern times, tbh.