nah fuck that.
Iniesta is Tom Hagen. calm, cool, balding, phenomenally loyal to Michael, serene.
Pep is Don Vito.
Bielsa is Don Tommasino.
Zlatan is Sonny.
Cristiano is Fredo.
Xavi is Michael.
Puyol is Luca Brasi. a heavy-accented simpleton BEAST that scares the fuck out of everyone.
Messi is Al Neri. silent, unassuming, but absolutely lethal. especially in the big moments.
Mascherano is Calo. goofy, badass, loyal to the end.
Busi is Clemenza.
De La Peña is Tessio.
Bojan is Mary.
Cesc is Connie. bit of a sissy, runs off, realises it's cack out there and comes back.
Piqué is Frank Pentangeli. hilarious, talks a lot of shit, but ultimately is an honourable man.
Henry is Kay. crap at the start, crap at the end, brilliant in the middle.
Thiago is Vincent.
Qatar Foundation is Moe Greene.
Mourinho is Tattaglia.
Perez is Barzini.
Unai Emery is Sollozzo.
Fergie is Hyman Roth.
Rooney is Johnny Ola.
Moratti is Altobello.
Sneijder is Joey Zasa.
Wenger is Carlo.
Souness is Pat Geary.
i miss him
