Jose Mourinho

[gingerless]

seriously, he's dressed like a teenager going to the mall here. Where that razor sharp Mou?

if that's how you dress out then i don't want to have sex with you anymore sorry

 

[Clockwise]

there was interview with him in some magazine (if I remember correctly) and he said he is going to try different approach to clothing as a coach this season
he probably wants to be "different"

I'm not buying it tbh, and even if he means it, he is not pulling it off

 

[La LL]

Where that razor, Mou?

 

[BarcaGirl]

Mou: “I won’t leave Real Madrid without having defeated Barcelona”

 

[dalitis8]

Mou: “I won’t leave Real Madrid without having defeated Barcelona”

Well, at some point you will. So what? How many defeats until then?

 

[dalitis8]

He is our motivator in chief...

 

[dalitis8]

 

[goope]

Reasons Mourinho loses

1- Referee
2- UEFA & FIFA conspiracy
3- Bad luck
4- Opponent is dopping
5- Unicef's agenda is against him
6- Games' schedule favouring the rival
7- Villarato conspiracy
8- Combine some of the former as a premise and then asking "why, why, why?"
9- Fault of a random player of his squad (Khedira, Özil or Ronaldo for instance)

 

[Corb]

Mou: “I won’t leave Real Madrid without having defeated Barcelona”

He actually beat us in Cup final.

 

[Catalonian Devil]

He actually beat us in Cup final.

Even Jose knows that's a crap competition

 

[La LL]

Even Jose knows that's a crap competition

Yeah I mean when Ramos dropped it it was almost an improvement.

 

[dalitis8]

Reasons Mourinho loses

1- Referee
2- UEFA & FIFA conspiracy
3- Bad luck
4- Opponent is dopping
5- Unicef's agenda is against him
6- Games' schedule favouring the rival
7- Villarato conspiracy
8- Combine some of the former as a premise and then asking "why, why, why?"
9- Fault of a random player of his squad (Khedira, Özil or Ronaldo for instance)

Grass being too short?

 

[Antimilan]

Grass being too short?

How could you forget this one ?

 

[adil_909]

Reasons Mourinho loses

1- Referee
2- UEFA & FIFA conspiracy
3- Bad luck
4- Opponent is dopping
5- Unicef's agenda is against him
6- Games' schedule favouring the rival
7- Villarato conspiracy
8- Combine some of the former as a premise and then asking "why, why, why?"
9- Fault of a random player of his squad (Khedira, Özil or Ronaldo for instance)

don't forget the barcelona theater district

 

[Maria]

Reasons Mourinho loses

1- Referee
2- UEFA & FIFA conspiracy
3- Bad luck
4- Opponent is dopping
5- Unicef's agenda is against him
6- Games' schedule favouring the rival
7- Villarato conspiracy
8- Combine some of the former as a premise and then asking "why, why, why?"
9- Fault of a random player of his squad (Khedira, Özil or Ronaldo for instance)

10- Barca's rivals are letting us win(remember Preciado)
11- The opponents are not trying hard enough to break Messi's leggs like they are trying with Cristiano
12- In Barcelona exist "teatro del bueno"