Josko Gvardiol

[mc_lovin]

Again, in the past Barca had a few crazy guys to add some agression on top of Barca DNA, like crazy Stoichkov, Koeman, Davids, Van Bommel, Etoo, Masch, Puyol.
Even Lucho was crazy as fuck.

And noone is fucking arguing against players like that. Puyol was even from La Masia ffs. You think the last few La Masia generations were bland and you are damn right, but you mistake the cause for that. The type of players you mentioned are just rare, that's why our academy (or any other for that matter) doesn't churn them out regularly. Our newest generation, like you said, looks more aggressive and tenacious already. It's a small numbers game.

Alena, Barta or Denis Suarez are not what the philosophy is about.

 

[Raketa10]

I can imagine BBZ doing a scouting report on some crazy MOFO:

1. Is he crazy as fuck? - Yes
2. Can he run like Forest Gump? - Yes
3. Is he big and tall like Zlatan? - Yes
4. Is he fast like a wind? - Yes
5. Can he and will he break some legs if necessary? - Yes
6. Will he destroy entire locker room to wake up his teammates? - Yes
7. Will he celebrate goals like Diego Simeone? - Yes
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Than he goes and signs Philippe Coutinho!

 

[Messigician]

i can imagine bbz doing a scouting report on some crazy mofo:

1. Is he crazy as fuck? - yes
2. Can he run like forest gump? - yes
3. Is he big and tall like zlatan? - yes
4. Is he fast like a wind? - yes
5. Can he and will he break some legs if necessary? - yes
6. Will he destroy entire locker room to wake up his teammates? - yes
7. Will he celebrate goals like diego simeone? - yes
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Than he goes and signs philippe coutinho!

lmfao

 

[DonAK]

Tbf BBZ seem pretty spot on when it comes to Croatian players. Still quite harsh to write off a player based on a couple of mistakes when he's so young lol.

 

[Messigician]

Tbf BBZ seem pretty spot on when it comes to Croatian players. Still quite harsh to write off a player based on a couple of mistakes when he's so young lol.

Yeah he's only 19 lol

 

[Raketa10]

Tbf BBZ seem pretty spot on when it comes to Croatian players. Still quite harsh to write off a player based on a couple of mistakes when he's so young lol.

He was spot on Halilovic. That kid was dumb as fuck and we all knew he wouldn't succeed. I can't remember any other to be fair. With his logic he will always look like a good predictor. When you write off all young players your hit rate will be unbelievably high. Unfortunately, that doesn't make him an expert, this is just how statistics work.

In contrast, it's much harder to actually spot that one or two guys out of 50 who have talents, brains and work ethics to succeed. Problem is he is not even trying because it's much easier to shit on every young player. In the end 48 out of 50 will probably fail and he will be right 48 out of 50 times. This is just usual BBZ stuff.

 

[Messi983]

I can imagine BBZ doing a scouting report on some crazy MOFO:

1. Is he crazy as fuck? - Yes
2. Can he run like Forest Gump? - Yes
3. Is he big and tall like Zlatan? - Yes
4. Is he fast like a wind? - Yes
5. Can he and will he break some legs if necessary? - Yes
6. Will he destroy entire locker room to wake up his teammates? - Yes
7. Will he celebrate goals like Diego Simeone? - Yes
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Than he goes and signs Philippe Coutinho!

 

[El Gato]

Thought this thread is about some Croatian illegitimate son of Pep's

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Is he then?

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

I can imagine BBZ doing a scouting report on some crazy MOFO:

1. Is he crazy as fuck? - Yes
2. Can he run like Forest Gump? - Yes
3. Is he big and tall like Zlatan? - Yes
4. Is he fast like a wind? - Yes
5. Can he and will he break some legs if necessary? - Yes
6. Will he destroy entire locker room to wake up his teammates? - Yes
7. Will he celebrate goals like Diego Simeone? - Yes
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Than he goes and signs Philippe Coutinho!

lololol the comments on bbz posts are always gold

 

[KingLeo10]

I can imagine BBZ doing a scouting report on some crazy MOFO:

1. Is he crazy as fuck? - Yes
2. Can he run like Forest Gump? - Yes
3. Is he big and tall like Zlatan? - Yes
4. Is he fast like a wind? - Yes
5. Can he and will he break some legs if necessary? - Yes
6. Will he destroy entire locker room to wake up his teammates? - Yes
7. Will he celebrate goals like Diego Simeone? - Yes
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Than he goes and signs Philippe Coutinho!

Can someone verify whether we had any Croatian muscle men in our scouting staff in Barto's era?

Because this sounds like how the transfers were made

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Can someone verify whether we had any Croatian muscle men in our scouting staff in Barto's era?

Because this sounds like how the transfers were made

croatian muscle men

 

[Messigician]

Can someone verify whether we had any Croatian muscle men in our scouting staff in Barto's era?

Because this sounds like how the transfers were made

Lmao

 

[Andresito]

Lmfao

lmfao

Lmao

Your ass must be gone at this point

 

[Messigician]

Your ass must be gone at this point

Tru

 

[DonAK]

This is the guy we need to sign to partner Araujo in our central defence. Can play LB too if needed. Kind of like Lucas Hernandez.