Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi

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Messigician

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📊| Messi's last nine games against Real Madrid:

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Messigician

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Daily reminder that Eric Maxim Choupo Moting carried that Psg team to a Cl final
Pessi made them bottle the round of 16 after a 2-0 lead
 

Messigician

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A team who have a history of bottling in big games, hired a manager who's bottled it multiple times.

What could go wrong with signing Messi winning treble is guaranteed
 

fergus90

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The warning signs were there all season for PSG. They looked disjointed in a number of Ligue 1 games where it wasn't like they'd suddenly transform because it was a CL night.

Truthfully if Messi really wanted a better chance to win another Champions League he'd have been better off joining a City, Liverpool Bayern or whatever as a bit-part player. But of course his reputation would have forced whatever team that buys him to play him each week anyway. Regardless if it was better for the team or not.

This is why i would never want him back at Barca now, all the work being done would be thrown out the window to accommodate him. Messi will always be the GOAT to me, but at 34 years old, his negatives can outweigh his positives now at the highest level in football.

Tonight was also a good example of that, played very well with the ball at his feet but a complete non-entity off of it.
 

Hardy

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since 2014 he had his worst seasons after a great one (some of his best), but this time I really doubt he'll comeback with revenge like the other times.
 

Messigician

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Breaking!

Messi set for a Grand Barcelona Return

Pionel Eibarman Pessi has called his top lawyers as well as Pep Guardiola to engineer a move back to Barcelona. He recognizes that he hasn't been himself and needs help to get back at his previous level.

After hours of brainstorming and analysis of past bottling, ghosting, and walking, they devised a plan that will see Pionel return to Barcelona.

"Pionel it is time for another fake retirement, PSG will never let you leave but you can always fake retire and return to football a few weeks later"

When Pionel visited Leonardo and Nasser in jail to tell them of his plan all they could say was
shame on you Pessi, but we can't do anything to stop you.

#WelcomeHomeGOAT
 
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