Mario Balotelli

[gingerless]

i don't know about that.

his 1st girlfriend that dumped him, who he claimed he dumped was the best looking of all. can't rememebr her name though

LOL!!!!

 

[Metaphysical]

funny article about Mario and his girlfriend

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/editor...llen-in-love-with-my-lasagne-115875-23540993/


Some quotes:

“He’s very deep, but very simple too. He has similar values to me, he is very family-orientated and loves to read,” says Raffaella.

“As a Neapolitan woman, the only hands in the kitchen are mine and that’s how I keep my man happy. Also... Mario can’t cook anything.”

Mario going for a dark-skinned woman and not some pale blonde... man, you just knew he'd pull a boss move like that.

 

[Deco 20]

Hilarious article

“He didn’t try to kiss me, but just *because a man takes you to dinner does not entitle him to kiss you. You have to work to get a kiss from me.”

Coming from the girl who tried to sell her virginity on eBay for 1 million Euros and attended Berlusconis sex partys

 

[TornAndFrayed]

Hope he will do well for Italy (Cassano and Rossi should be out)

 

[Silva Lining]

 

[dalitis8]

Mario going for a dark-skinned woman and not some pale blonde... man, you just knew he'd pull a boss move like that.

Well, compared to the porn-star that he is currently chasing, she can be described as dark-skinned. But compared to him, she is snowhite. (she was also parading her thonged ass in daytime Italian TV )

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...3/Mario-Balotelli-and-the-32FF-porn-star.html

 

[TornAndFrayed]

Good display and stunning goal tonight

 

[dalitis8]

Do you come in here just to comment on Balotelli?

 

[TornAndFrayed]

I have read this forum for about two years, you would know if you had taken the time to read my intro post.
As a result, I am aware of your opinions on players as well as your lack of politeness.

 

[Aryagorn]

Whata goal

 

[IbraFTW]

I have read this forum for about two years, you would know if you had taken the time to read my intro post.
As a result, I am aware of your opinions on players as well as your lack of politeness.

:thumbsup2:

 

[Hatem Ben Arfa]

anyone have a link to a video of the goal?

can't find it on 101greatgoals

 

[dalitis8]

:thumbsup2:

OK, you come in here just to comment on Ibra. That would have been silly, even if he were a Barca player...

 

[RedMadridista]

Italy unveiled a new home kit on Monday, which was more than enough for next-level artist Mario Balotelli to turn into a bit of comedy. The team wore their new strip for the first time in Tuesday's friendly against Uruguay and for unknown reasons that can only be explained as "Mario Balotelli," the striker appeared for the second half wearing Italy's old shirt after he had already been wearing the new one in the first half.

Mario played five minutes in the old shirt before he was booked for a mid-air collision with Diego Perez and told to go change by the ref. Balotelli did so and even apologized to Perez for the collision. Here's video of the incident...

I like to think Mario's shirt mix-up was something he did purposefully as a comment on the ridiculous frequency with which new kits are unveiled and sold to loyal fans. Meanwhile, he probably just put the old shirt on when he couldn't find the custom-made bottle rocket coat he really wanted to wear.

After Italy lost the match 1-0, Mario expressed his non-fashion related frustration. From Football Italia:

"I am angry with myself, as I was unlucky and the ball didn't want to go in the net," he told RAI Sport after the 1-0 home loss.

"We're going to Poland and Ukraine to win, otherwise it's the end of the world!"

 

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doesn't matter how much of a retard he is so long as he keeps turning up against united and tears them a new asshole.