Mavericky Puig

Bobo32

Bobo32

Senior Member
I am no longer a friend of Puig since stumbling upon this online:

I saw Riqui Puig at a grocery store at the Diagonal yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn?t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, ?Oh, como lo est?s haciendo ahora?? I was taken aback, and all I could say was ?Huh?? but he kept cutting me off and going ?huh? huh? huh?? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like ?Hermano, tienes que pagar por estos primero? At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually ?para prevenir cualquier infetterence el?ctrico? and then turned around and winked at me. I don?t even think that?s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Porque

Senior Member
Bobo32 said:
I am no longer a friend of Puig since stumbling upon this online:
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You missed the part where she gave him the bar, and he gave it straight back to her. She gave him the bar again and he gave it back to her again. This went on 15 times before he finally put the bar back on the shelf then left.

Btw that quote is supposedly from a male or female?
 
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Bobo32

Bobo32

Senior Member
Iniesta Ultra said:
Sounds like something a poster here would make up, can't believe everything read online.
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Sorry pal, you are now alone in appreciating the footballing mind of Riqui here, I stand with the sarcasm boys from now on! Milky ways are serious business my man!
 
Andresito

Andresito

Senior Member
Staff member
Ball is rolling. Already an offer from a team better than Barca. Upgrade incoming for Riqui after all.

Benfica is the favorite destination for Riqui Puig. If the player decides to leave, which is not yet clear, the Portuguese team is the one that best suits him. There have been contacts between the two. Riqui is thinking about it. [relevo]
 
Messigician

Messigician

Senior Member
Andresito said:
Ball is rolling. Already an offer from a team better than Barca. Upgrade incoming for Riqui after all.

Benfica is the favorite destination for Riqui Puig. If the player decides to leave, which is not yet clear, the Portuguese team is the one that best suits him. There have been contacts between the two. Riqui is thinking about it. [relevo]
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Huge W

Will be funny if he knocks us out

Jamdav left with egg on face
 
FinBarcelonafan

FinBarcelonafan

Well-known member
Andresito said:
Ball is rolling. Already an offer from a team better than Barca. Upgrade incoming for Riqui after all.

Benfica is the favorite destination for Riqui Puig. If the player decides to leave, which is not yet clear, the Portuguese team is the one that best suits him. There have been contacts between the two. Riqui is thinking about it. [relevo]
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This would be funny. Big win for Puig fans when he moves to a better club than Barca.
 
Messi983

Messi983

Senior Member
Andresito said:
Ball is rolling. Already an offer from a team better than Barca. Upgrade incoming for Riqui after all.

Benfica is the favorite destination for Riqui Puig. If the player decides to leave, which is not yet clear, the Portuguese team is the one that best suits him. There have been contacts between the two. Riqui is thinking about it. [relevo]
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I understand this as Riqui wants Benfica more than Benfica wants Riqui.

Benfica's new coach is Roger Schmidt and there were already reports he wants to bring Mario Gotze who he's already worked with in PSV last season.
 
Iniesta Ultra

Iniesta Ultra

Senior Member
Obviously they won't have Nunez anymore but yeah I think Benfica's decent enough team for Puig. And if Xavicross doesn't relent I'll need another team to watch so I can actually enjoy the sport again.
 
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