dude, stop ragging his haircut. it's unique and he wears it well.
he is an idiot, though. which is why the date is set at 2013. he has time to grow up and stop being an idiot. plus by then Villa will be useless as a wide-forward, unless he's secretly some kind of Cafu/Zanetti/Giggs type athlete.
also, this team won't implode. perhaps if we fuck up on whoeever we appoint after Pep, it may implode, but otherwise: no. the players are all friends, they all want to play for each other and help each other succeed. having a team built around a youth side almost ensures there won't be an implosion. and it's not just this current lot. Puyol's being matey-matey with Rafinha on twitter, Piqué's taking trips with Muniesa and Fontas.
sorry to tell you, but this team is pretty god damn united.