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DonAndres

Wild Man of Borneo
Well, 90% for the forum has made it their life's mission to mock, humiliate and belittle BBZ, so calling out some of the blatant shite I see you lot posting from time to time is the least I could do.

Please spare me with the outrage and shock that HOW DARE someone speak of the forum golden boy Dembele in a sarcastic tone. You lads are in no position to take any sort of moral high ground after the vile, diabolical bollocks and vitriol you directed at EV.

How about that esteemed intellectual DonAndres openly wishing for Rakitic to break both his legs in Sunday's match chat? I did not see any sort of uproar for that comment or for any of the heinous remarks directed towards either EV, nor Rakitic, which is ironic because those two individuals have contributed more to Barca than Dembele could in 10 lifetimes. What BBZ said pales in comparison and Dembele is a nobody at this club.

But, alas..... When Forum de Amigos makes up it's mind who am I to get in the way of some good old fashioned circle-jerking? My sincerest apologies for disrupting the echo-chamber. Carry on!

Rakitic is the literal embodiment of a fat, unemployed leech collecting his welfare check every week at the expense of everyone else. There isn't a single player in the squad that has demonstrated as much of an unyielding willingness to put himself and his needs completely above the club time and time again.

Every time he's benched he cries like there's no tomorrow, about how "muhh the ball was taken from me" as if he's 100% entitled to a starting spot and is utterly baffled at the thought it might not be his anymore. Even ACTUAL club legends like Xavi were never so ridiculously presumptuous. Dude even had the audacity the other day to act like he had a moral highground as a discredited martyr, saying shit about how he "felt wronged and badly treated by the club" as if he was finding the strength to put up with such mistreatment. And then whines on behalf of Valverde saying that it was so horrible how he was treated as well.

This is despite, being confirmed today by Abidal, that many in the squad were unhappy with Valverde because their trainings were so watered down. You can bet your ass that Rakitic was one of the principle Amigos in holding Valverde up on a pedestal despite his clearly inferior methods. Just because Valverde loved Rakitic and would cater to him endlessly.

Which is why, even DESPITE this horrible injury crisis we would be better off if Rakitic was removed from the rotation pool entirely. The means by which that happens, injury or otherwise, I could not care less. I have no sympathy for a guy who acts absolutely toxic in front of the media, says that he is entitled to all and that young players can't expect to replace him, is utterly lazy and complacent, and just collects huge paychecks for being an anchor that drags the team down. He gets to be a multimillionaire for being extremely unprofessional and bad at his job, I frankly do not care what happens to him as long as he is off the pitch.

Dembele is also shown himself to be unprofessional but also unlucky with his injury streak. His Barca career is essentially over, difference being he wasn't constantly dragging us down by being shoved into the lineup while he was injured/shit.
 

El Gato

Villarato!
Why would his career at Barca be over? It's not nearly a given. Dude holds next to no value on the market having been out for a season. Best you can hope for is that somebody takes him on loan and offers to pay a chunk of his wages. And if he does well I have no doubt Barca will keep him. It'll actually be better for him to GTFO from this trainwreck of a club.
 

Devils

Senior Member
Science/medicine may not be able to accurate heal Dembouz's injury woes, but at least it can depict the anatomy of the EV/BBZ/Tackle relationship.

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Looks like Dumbele is going to ruin our season for the second time in a row. Last year, there was the miss against Liverpool and then getting injured right before the game when we needed some pace on the counter. This year, he helped ruin the Neymar deal, seems to regain fitness so we sell Perez and don't bring an attacker in January, and then gets injured again while contributing basically nothing all season.

"When someone shows you who they are, believe them"

Dembele has shown everyone that he is an unreliable, useless waste of space. It's about time the club starts believing him.
 
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te amo barca

Blaugrana al vent
I am sorry snowflakes, but BBZ is right to be sarcastic about some of the most idiotic claims that have been made here over the past few years.

How is that idiotic if he never plays? We literally don't know what he could have done if he were fit. His case is nothing like that of Coutinho who shit the bed both for us and Bayern.
 
How is that idiotic if he never plays? We literally don't know what he could have done if he were fit. His case is nothing like that of Coutinho who shit the bed both for us and Bayern.

We never saw him consistently fit with Valverde either, but that didn't stop people saying he was ruined by him.
 

ronniecro

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Looks like Dumbele is going to ruin our season for the second time in a row. Last year, there was the miss against Liverpool and then getting injured right before the game when we needed some pace on the counter. This year, he helped ruin the Neymar deal, seems to regain fitness so we sell Perez and don't bring an attacker in January, and then gets injured again while contributing basically nothing all season.

"When someone shows you who they are, believe them"

Dembele has shown everyone that he is an unreliable, useless waste of space. It's about time the club starts believing him.

this is the same level of stupidity as claiming that our chances for titles are blown now that he's out
 

Centauri B

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I find it funny how some are worried about Dembele (a kid who is already a multi-millionaire without ever doing much) and not weeping for the countless millions that our club has burned on this most disastrous of transfers.
 

xxxxxx

Senior Member
People can say the Coutinho's signing is worse, but this is by far our worst signing in our history. At least you know Coutinho is going to be fit for the most part.

In 3 seasons Dembele will have only played 74 games. That shouldn't happen with a 20 to 22-year-old.
 

FinBarcelonafan

Well-known member
People can say the Coutinho's signing is worse, but this is by far our worst signing in our history. At least you know Coutinho is going to be fit for the most part.

In 3 seasons Dembele will have only played 74 games. That shouldn't happen with a 20 to 22-year-old.

They have both lost the same value or similar. Maybe Coutinho a bit more highly rated because his PL history.
 
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