Premier League 2013/14

[Ode to Django]

what the *** are they smoking at Old Trafford?

 

[Cule4life]

Fergie forgot to clear out his scotch stock from the managers room

 

[Jenks]

Where can you grow weed in Scotland,

In a house.

 

[PaulFCB]

In a house.

No fun and bill is too high.

 

[DavidVillano1]

Manchester United manager David Moyes: "I thought we played really well. We had long periods of the game but couldn't score. Apart from the lapse in concentration for their goal, we played well.
"We got two or three opportunities but it was unfortunate we didn't take them.
"I thought Danny Welbeck got kicked in the back of the leg, for me it was a penalty.
"Phil Jones went over on his ankle, we don't know how bad it is.
"From what I saw today, I'm more than happy with what I've got. It's the best we've played this season. I wouldn't be worried if I didn't add to the squad."

Never a pen

Moyes is a less cuntish version of Mourinho there...

 

[Meitux]

1-0 Giroud

 

[DavidVillano1]

Semi-neutral now has a white stain on his boxers.

 

[pEllee]

Hopefully Giroud can keep this up.

 

[Meitux]

Tottenham is still boring to me, too much passing around and no creating of chances.

 

[PaulFCB]

Well, Spurs without Bale and without their new acquisitions, but I feel like their new last week transfers won't help them very much either.

 

[Cule4life]

Spurs lack creativity

 

[PaulFCB]

Rozes YC.

Yeah, Spurs should look for a manager.

 

[DonAndres]

Spurs lack creativity

enter Lamela and Eriksen, besides it'll take time for the squad to completely gel and form a good understanding of each other since many of the starters are new transfers.

 

[Galning]

Eriksen isn't even on the bench I think.

 

[PaulFCB]

Lamela on the bech.
Chiriches and Eriksen not even on the bench. Do they have numbers yet?