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He's definitely one of the best strikers in the world. It would be a shame if he went to Chelsea.
Why? He would be perfect in replacing Drogba.
Falcao should go to United.
him + Rooney + their wingers = omgwtfrusrs? it'll be like Dwight Yorke in 98/99 ALL THE TIME.
failing that, he should stay where the fuck he is. let's see if El Cholo is onto something or if he'll go down the same path as every other Atleti manager ever.
Chelsea would be a sideways step. how exactly are De Bruyne and Marin any better than Arda or Adrian? plus they've committed to Torres anyway so it's likely they'll go for Hulk to play off the girly haired Spaniard rather than sign this Titan to replace their previous Titan.
Juve? well Juve would be good but Cavani's going to Juve.
where else?
I suppose Inter could use him, but fuck Inter. Malaga? I guess. but I don't like Malaga and their shitty kits and shitty city. I'd feel much better if the Arabs had done their Spanish experiment in, say, La Coruna. or Albacete. or Girona (LOL). or basically anywhere but fucking Malaga.
he should go to Depor tbh. that'd be swell.
Malaga is a shitty city?
Well it would be beautiful if you could somehow ban all British people from it.
Well it would be beautiful if you could somehow ban all British people from it.
Well Falcao did bottle it in the Copa America..but that wasn't nearly the same magnificent choke joke Gomez was responsible for.
Well it would be beautiful if you could somehow ban all British people from it.