Why do I suspect all reports you've read come from the English media?
When Pep takes over Stoke City, maybe he can bring Messi with him, so Messi can be closer to his heroes Noel and Liam Gallagher.
England is more likely as they are always desperate to attach themselves to anyone elses success.
England is more likely as they are always desperate to attach themselves to anyone elses success.
There was once an 8 year old child that went to the welfare authorities and wanted to speak to a worker. Apparently, his father was a child abuser. So the worker asked him, do you wish to leave with your mother instead? Then the child answered, no, she beats me too. The worker asked: What do you want to do? Where do you want to live? So he looked at her with eyes that were wet from the tears that were about to fall down and said. I want to live at Real Madrid............ cuz they don't beat anybody!
There was once an 8 year old child that went to the welfare authorities and wanted to speak to a worker. Apparently, his father was a child abuser. So the worker asked him, do you wish to leave with your mother instead? Then the child answered, no, she beats me too. The worker asked: What do you want to do? Where do you want to live? So he looked at her with eyes that were wet from the tears that were about to fall down and said. I want to live at Real Madrid............ cuz they don't beat anybody!
tragic. Anyone would struggle to be less funny than that, even if they tried.There was once an 8 year old child that went to the welfare authorities and wanted to speak to a worker. Apparently, his father was a child abuser. So the worker asked him, do you wish to leave with your mother instead? Then the child answered, no, she beats me too. The worker asked: What do you want to do? Where do you want to live? So he looked at her with eyes that were wet from the tears that were about to fall down and said. I want to live at Real Madrid............ cuz they don't beat anybody!
I expect Mourinho to stay at Madrid long enough to win at least the league-CL double before taking over Portugal to win the World Cup (or at least the Euros)