Real Madrid (old thread)

[Corb]

Madrid robbed!
Madrid robbed!
Mou you know it, they're coming after you
Madrid robbed!
This is wicked
The universe must know, how Madrid is swipped
Shameless referees, Villarato is here
Madrid robbed!
Madrid robbed!

 

[dalitis8]

I think Madrid can walk all over the Cypriot league, without any ref help.

 

[barcelonista]

radio marca

What is it with Real Madrid and their players being so ugly? Is Real Madrid the most swag-less team in the league or what?

Must ...










compensate ...

quickly ...

 

[Raed]

Man, our team is indeed fugly. We used to have good looking players, now? SHEEEEIIIITTTT!!!

And btw, Ramos isn't ugly, he is actually a favorite among women.

Ramos, Casillas, Mourinho, Xabi, Kaka, and Sahin are good looking. No swag that is true, except Granero, he has retro swag and he gets extra points for having the most awesome shirt ever. Callejon is totally smug, like Affelay but at least the latter smiles, Callejon is 100% smug.

 

[barcelonista]

Ramos, Casillas, Mourinho, Xabi, Kaka, and Sahin are good looking. No swag that is true, except Granero, he has retro swag and he gets extra points for having the most awesome shirt ever. Callejon is totally smug, like Affelay but at least the latter smiles, Callejon is 100% smug.

Look. I know people say he looks like a horse. And he does. And horses are actually gracious animals and good-looking (with huge cocks, hence the woman loving him). But that really only applies for horses looking like horses. Not humans looking like horses.

Don't know about Granero. Because he only plays like 2 games per year and therefore I can't really evaluate his looks yet. But Google says he looks like Altintop tbh:

 

[Maria]

Ramos looks like a horse and Khedira is not far away..but his girlfriend is gorgeous.

3-0 for RM today and 5-0 at home.

Benzema: 41 games in CL, 26 goals(to put this in perspective, Messi reached this number in 42 games)

 

[El Gato]

He looks like a horse for the common audience and still looks like this:

Not to mention the pie that he gets on a weekly basis.

And I'm pretty sure Lara Alvarez would disagree with you.

 

[Raed]

Man, I am so fucking scarred with that picture of Khedira.

And Ramos, by girl's admission is very attractive. It is what girls say, not my words, so maybe it is because he is a slut and looks like a gypsie, I do not know. All I know is that my friend's girlfriend (here in Toronto) moved to England and worked at a hotel Ramos was staying in London and he tried to pick her up.

I am sure he is soooooo dirty. Didn't he sleep with Ronaldo's girl or something?

 

[Maria]

Man, I am so fucking scarred with that picture of Khedira.

And Ramos, by girl's admission is very attractive. It is what girls say, not my words, so maybe it is because he is a slut and looks like a gypsie, I do not know. All I know is that my friend's girlfriend (here in Toronto) moved to England and worked at a hotel Ramos was staying in London and he tried to pick her up.

I don't know about that..many girls find Messi or Cesc attractive, but I'm sure money and fame have a big inffluence on how some of these players are perceived by the opposite sex.

 

[gingerless]

Are u guys for fucking serious? Their gfs are jaw dropping gorgeous but take away their salary and they won't get girls half as good

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Ramos as much of a horse as he is, looks like Val Kilmer. Iceman is all stud

 

[dalitis8]

I don't know about that..many girls find Messi or Cesc attractive, but I'm sure money and fame have a big inffluence on how some of these players are perceived by the opposite sex.

Girls are more interested with status and money, and football players are the perfect men to provide on both counts.

Let alone the fact that they are also young and fit. Football players today must be more than idiots to not find a drop-dead gorgeous girl. And even some idiots manage it sometimes.

 

[estranged]

Ramos is called horse partly because of his horse like facial features, but mostly due to actually behaving like a horse on the pitch, you know his kicks and everything. Khedira is a cross breed of an ape and a human, and Pepe shouldn't be made fun of since he suffers from actual physical and mental retardation.

 

[Raed]

I want to hear Alexis speak once. Because for all the retarded shit Madrid players do, at least they can pronounce words. The dirty chilean can't even get on Valdes' good side, and Valdes has two good sides.

 

[Maria]

Alexis was happy for the 3 pts we got after the game against Bayer, so I think it's better that the club doesn't let him speak most of the time.